@LowKeyGuitarded

what is your problem why are you like this

Joined August 2021
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welcome to my humble atoad
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Me to the caterpillar in my garage
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Yes can I have a cup of boobs a boobs of sugar a cup of sugar on your boobs
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Idk about other generations, but as a millennial if you made the woman wait longer than a week of dating before making bam time she would get super upset about it. Like it was offensive to them that you as a man would be fine with just doing something more wholesome. Idk maybe this is just chads dilemma and it’s been the same throughout all human history, but it really did feel like that.
Jarvis
@jarvis_best15h
I have never slept with a woman on our first date. How many of you can say the same?
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i’ve been going around telling people that the OnlyFans CEO who died was killed by being struck by lightning. so far nobody has even questioned it
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Replying to @LowKeyGuitarded
“Loud Hill”
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Wouldn't the Hill be scarier if it weren't Silent
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ffta
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(Being stabbed): "this hurts me more than it hurts you"
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Do not kill yourself. People might assume you were a troon
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Multimedia editing tools need to be taken away from third worlders
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“Another mouse got stuck in the sticky traps… can you come hit it with the hammer”
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I've never participated in gender war ok? It was gender special military operations
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Honestly I think single men and women should be playing videogames together a lot more
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Every schizo junkie I ever talked to completely vindicated
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
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Washingtons ghost
@washghost1Oct 24
This is what teachers think about your white sons if you have them in public schools
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It's hard to take someone's criticism of sexualization in culture seriously when their mother tongue lacks a word for "consent"
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FightDAILY! 3D! Try it soon!
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Revealing Leia to be Luke's sister was an act of genius, because it allowed the love triangle to be resolved while not only NOT making Luke a cuck, but making him an anti-cuck. By Return of the Jedi he had that on lock. He could have had Leia anytime, anywhere. Then he bowed out on a technicality, undefeated, and retired as a volcel monk with bragging rights that the only girl he ever made out with was his own sister. This is what is referred to in Joseph Campbell's schema as the "Master of Two Worlds" stage.
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Crazy son of a bitch tweeted the words right out my mouth
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