Grumpy cynic who's back hurts most days. I could be hilarious but what's the point.
Eastern PA
Joined March 2022
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Me: *runs upon the scene of a fiery crash*
Me: Omg, there's people alive in there!
People in the burning car: PLEASE! HELP US!
Me: (wraps my shirt around my fist) I'M HERE!
Them: OH THANK GOD!
Me (punches out window): *coughing* WHO'D YOU... *cough* WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR? *cou
If that other girl was playing in these finals, the FBI would have raided games 1 AND 2 both by halftime with how physical these games have been.
There would have been fundraisers and telethons after game 1 and hillbillies self-immolating in front of the arena by game 2
When there's nothing on the line and nothing else to watch, Caitlin Clark GETS THE VIEWS! 👀
Angel Reese is in the WNBA FINALS and still can’t manage to generate more viewers than Caitlin Clark and the Indiana Fever on a random Tuesday night in July. 😳
We’re talking about the WNBA FINALS HERE.
“Barbie is setting more records!! 💅”
Yet, the ONLY reason why it’s the most viewed is because the bar is on the ground, go figure. Caitlin hasn’t played in it yet to set the bar where it should be.
Will this league EVER thrive without CC?
People need to realize the actual data shows nobody gave a FUCK about Kaitlin Klark until she lost to Angel Reese in the NCAA tournament. Not only did Angel bring the eyes to the WNBA, she basically HANDED that loser a career by taunting her.
This is DATA. Argue with your Mama.
Everybody is killing OP just because they compared a August regular season game to an October Finals game up against college football and the world series.
So to be fair, we should compare the Atlanta Dream's WNBA Finals viewership to the Indiana Fever's Finals viewership LMAO
30 points
16 rebounds
3 assists
1 steal
2 blocks
GOTDAMN
*Stank face*
I think tonight Angel Reese is going to show us she's a WINNER. She's just got that dawg in her and you can see she's still got huge upside.
Kaitlin Klark Klub will be gone by the end of next season, when her greatness is undeniable so they just leave instead of admitting it lol
I noticed that anytime I pick a team to win a football game this weekend, that team goes on to be their fuckin ass whooped... I'm wondering if there's a way to monetize this? 🤔
"Oh he's been getting zeros and sleeping through class? You think it could be bc that PS5 still in tact and working...? Hmmm?... (deafening silence)... You think that could be it? The fuckin PS5 not busted up in little pieces? Think that could be the fuckin problem??"
Me: "Yes."
If getting stunned to death by drunk Stone Cold Steve Austin is how you wanna go, GIMME A HELL YEAH!
Don't get me wrong ultimately I agree, but does anyone find it strange that there seems to be universal calls for the mother to be charged this time, where I've NEVER heard 2A people talk like that before?
Almost like because there's no dad, they're happy to go after the mom :/
