Lucy Louise Lopez

@TrevorCounty @LuisLopezIV @sheilawhitegtav *she pulls over at a bus station and hands Sheila 10* A drink and a ticket home*

@TrevorCounty @LuisLopezIV @sheilawhitegtav *she silently smacks Trevor in the back of his head*

@TrevorCounty @LuisLopezIV @sheilawhitegtav Luis, love, getaway plan?

@TrevorCounty @LuisLopezIV @sheilawhitegtav *Lucy returns fire, hitting Francis in the thigh while lying on Sheila's back*

It's a wedding, love. What could possibly go wrong? @LuisLopezIV

@TrevorCounty You're the most annoying individual on the planet. Go be kind to your wife or I'll come back here and kick your arse again!

@TrevorCounty *her voice echoes coldly, yet calmly from the front seat* Are you- touching me? Do you really want to lose that hand?

@TrevorCounty *she bites her lip* What sort of ridiculous question is that!? What sort of person do you think I am!?

@TrevorCounty Yes, Trevor? *she responds demurely, calmly driving towards the trailer*

@TrevorCounty Hm? Oh. Yes. *she sits up and smooths her skirt before starting the engine again as if nothing had happened*

@TrevorCounty Good lad. Now when we get back to the trailer you will make Sheila dinner, run her feet - and PLEASE stop farting! Ugh.

@TrevorCounty I am not - repeat - NOT your mistress. Now, next phrase. Say, "Thank you"

@TrevorCounty Say. "Please..."

@TrevorCounty We are ladies, and I will kick your ass until you've learnt that lesson!

@TrevorCounty And I'm *she shoves him to the floor* highly offended by both your behaviour and comments! *she pauses, breathing heavily*