𝐀𝐯𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐔𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 🙏✝️

Me when some bitches tell me not to masterbate on NNN:

The way I cum more when I use my imagination than watching a porn video on my device...what the actual fuck

Japanese men when they mistake the little girl's kindness for flirting:

Defending the celebration of Halloween against psycho Christians who condemn it even though I don't celebrate Holidays

The captain driving the Titanic after it got struck by an iceberg

Downloaded a bunch of porn videos just for them to rot in my phone and never watch them again

"a moment of silence for Israel"

Virus Top 200 COVID-19 - #1 (41 Months) Russian Plague (NEW) - #99 Virus Bubbling Under HanTANK Virus

When I say "I feel like shit", this is literally what I mean:

Yakult clears all of the milk, no shade

Rambutan and other least talked about fruits knowing that people won't come for them:

Banana bread is literally the best bread if we're being honest

STINKKKYYYYY 😝🤢

He's trying to keep up a front so his decaying fans won't be disappointed to the knowledge that this bitch is expecting to see young fans in the audience, and not some evil Hag from Snow White waving their hands and dancing in the crowd 💀

How tf do gays finger their holes comfortably like I tried doing mine with 2 fingers, and it felt like my ass was burning. Never trying that shit again

Fergie when Orgy walks in:

Rita Ora when Rita Oralsex walks in:

FKA Twigs when UPZ Branches walks in: