Lucy 👁👄👁 retweeted
1/3 Eye-opening findings from @PregnantScrewed today shows discrimination against pregnant employees is rife in the workplace. Prospective parents are being targeted and pushed out the door by employers, managers and colleagues for deciding to start or grow their family.
Toddlers are hard work mostly because you have to constantly find answers to questions like “what’s that cloud doing?”
Exactly why I do NOT recommend the positive birth company 🫡
"It’s one of those topics where when you open the floodgates, you realise how many people feel the same way." huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/h…
People Charlie has told off for making a mess:
A woman knitting but her wool was on the floor “😠 mess”
A dog licking water from a bowl and it was dripping on the floor “😦 mess!”
A tree who dropped all of their leaves on the floor “mess 🤨👉🏼”
This tomato shortage is a really bad time for the girlies who love a panzanella for lunch every day 🥲
Lucy 👁👄👁 retweeted
I see a lot of “what can I get for my friend who just had a baby, something just for her” and while I haven’t experienced the joy of birth myself, I can tell you that what these women want is gossip. Save it up, keep bullet points in a notes app, bring it over. They’re starving x
WHAT. If you’re due a screening please book it in, it is so easy and painless.
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Taught Charlie to say eyes mouth nose hair etc, but forgot to teach him the word head. So now when he bumps his head he says he hurt his hair 😢
Can’t wait until my 49th birthday when it will finally coincide with pancake day 🥞🫡 only 17 years to go
The way toddlers categorise things is so funny, Charlie calls anyone up to the age of about 12 a baby, anything sugary is a Jaffa cake, any man in a hat is Bob (the builder)