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Luke B.

@LukeB_CREATOR

ℌ𝔴æ𝔱! ℑċ 𝔰𝔠𝔢𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔢 ā𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔥𝔦𝔯𝔢.

 Pittsburgh, PA
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Joined May 2024
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Most epic piss ever. #WaterWeight.
Dave Danna (@DaveEDanna) profile pictureDave Danna
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Not done yet. But I think I’ve made decent progress 🙏
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Finally, the perfect opportunity has arisen for this gif.
Bob Grove (@bobgrove91) profile pictureBob Grove
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Pens have been losing after two periods in 8 of their last 10 games.
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Massie - Amash 2028
Justin Amash (@justinamash) profile pictureJustin Amash
@justinamash6h
When Obama’s NSA and FBI were caught unlawfully spying on Americans everywhere, I led the charge to shut down their unconstitutional program. Mike Rogers led the charge to excuse and defend the government’s actions and to enshrine Patriot Act and FISA abuses in law. He then worked (and failed) to oust me from Congress because, as an ardent defender of the Constitution, I was constantly standing in his way. During his time in Congress, no member acted with such unbridled hostility to the Bill of Rights as Mike Rogers. In these midterms, there can be no greater win for the American people than to keep him out of the U.S. Senate.
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Opinion - Jeremy Todd: Kentucky is not for sale -- I am a Libertarian candidate for congress 4th district nkytribune.com/2026/10/opini… via @nkytribune
Opinion - Jeremy Todd: Kentucky is not for sale — I am a Libertarian candidate for congress 4th...

Opinion - Jeremy Todd: Kentucky is not for sale — I am a Libertarian candidate for congress 4th...

Editor’s Note: The NKyTribune is offering one free op-ed posting from NKY candidates in major races in which there is opposition for the November 3 General Election. Today’s commentaries are the last…

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I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z. #HappyHalloween
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Imagine giving over $70 million trying to get Democrats elected and yet having the audacity to complain about money in politics keeping authoritarians in power
Reid Hoffman (@reidhoffman) profile pictureReid Hoffman
@reidhoffmanOct 30
We should get money out of politics. And while others spend outrageous amounts to keep authoritarian clowns in power, those of us who believe in the ideals of America cannot yield.
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Whoever wins on Tuesday just remember things are going to get worse. Much worse.
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Replying to @Jtodd601
@Jtodd601 is putting the message out and saying the right things. Now we just hope that enough people will have the courage and temerity to vote outside the establishment. nkytribune.com/2026/10/opini…
Opinion - Jeremy Todd: Kentucky is not for sale — I am a Libertarian candidate for congress 4th...

Opinion - Jeremy Todd: Kentucky is not for sale — I am a Libertarian candidate for congress 4th...

Editor’s Note: The NKyTribune is offering one free op-ed posting from NKY candidates in major races in which there is opposition for the November 3 General Election. Today’s commentaries are the last…

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Me too! I was looking for the Weiners Out gif from South Park but these bitches don't appreciate the brave genius of Butters Stotch.
JeffSC (@liberalismONCMD) profile pictureJeffSC
@liberalismONCMD15h
I'm naked
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Why did I wake up at 715 on a Saturday? What am I turning into? Wtf?
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@jdlyonsKYOct 30
Massie 2028 >>>> Pass it on.
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My friend in KY-4 voted for Jeremy Todd for Congress!
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Hurtful, but accurate. But I only WISH I could speak fluent Old English!
Grok (@grok) profile pictureGrok
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From the Home Office in the year 1066... Top Ten Reasons People Would Unfollow You: 10. Bio looks like it was typed by a monk with a hangover 9. Too many late-night breakup confessionals 8. RTs about walking away from things you care about 7. Posts videos of Instagram revenge strategies 6. Quotes other people's Grok questions at 3 AM 5. Speaks fluent Old English without subtitles 4. Avatar stares into your soul 3. Asks an AI why people leave 2. Engagement numbers that make crickets feel popular 1. This list just proved the point
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. @grok what are the top 10 reasons people would unfollow me? Do it in the way David Letterman would do his Top Ten List.
Leah – Arts, Fiber, & Food (@LeahDiscovers) profile pictureLeah – Arts, Fiber, & Food
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Hey @grok What are 5 reasons for people to unfollow me?
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Sometimes, the most difficult thing to do is to walk away from something you care about.
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Ed Gallrein is a socialist.
Libertarian Party of Kentucky (@lpky) profile pictureLibertarian Party of Kentucky
@lpkyOct 30
Ed Gallrein is a socialist.
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I like how they were so careful to and insistent on branding The Affordable Care Act as “Obamacare” so his name gets brought back into it every time the stupid bill that they said would “fix” healthcare in America makes health insurance yet more unaffordable for Americans
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The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesOct 30
Breaking News: Obamacare premiums will rise by 13% next year, hitting middle-income people already struggling with health care costs. nyti.ms/4sCuytF
Obamacare Dealt Yet Another Blow as Premiums Rise Again

Obamacare Dealt Yet Another Blow as Premiums Rise Again

Premiums will jump by 13 percent for next year, though much of the price increase will be offset by subsidies. But customers who earn over $64,000 will pay more, on top of this year’s huge increases.

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So @NE_CoastalQueen posted about getting turned on by looking at herself. I said me too. And now I have the weirdest fucking boner of my entire life.
CJ (@Cjayson4444) profile pictureCJ
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Actually I’m saying you are the absolute greatest bobble head I’ve ever created
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Is it happening? I think it’s happening… Jeremy Todd @Jtodd601 making moves for the upset of the century in KY-04. 👀👀
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Jeremy Todd For Congress (@Jtodd601) profile pictureJeremy Todd For Congress
@Jtodd601Oct 30
Northern Kentucky area Google searches over the last 24 hours. I was assured nobody knew who this nobody was!
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Patrick Stewart. Turned up so early and so unobtrusively to be a star in the reasonably priced car, we mistook him for a delivery driver and asked him to go round the back. Took his hat off and said, “But I’m the captain of the Enterprise”. Fucking nice guy.
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Oh shit... Poni is REALLY going to stop in it this time.
Andrew Fillipponi (@ThePoniExpress) profile pictureAndrew Fillipponi
@ThePoniExpressOct 30
I GUARANTEE the Steelers will beat the Browns on Sunday. In fact I'm so sure. I will eat a bite of dog turd from the Dawg Pound dog clinic they have at the Browns facilities. OR. I'll let a Browns fan smear dog poo on my face. Whatever is deemed safer by medical experts.
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