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Luke Beakly

@LukeBeakly

I enjoy fishing, staring contests and looking awesome doing anything.

 Boston College, America
Joined August 2013
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While I am delighted to see the electorate curb stomp the most corrupt, America Last regime in history, as a long time BC sports fan I can't help but wonder what creative ways the Dems will find to mess this up.
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Note: trump is NOT a Republican. He is a POS who hijacked the GOP for his personal gain. He will cozy up w/ Dems just like he did with Mamdani. Also, the 10 GOP Senators needed to impeach him will gladly backstab this fuck to save themselves after these results. Enjoy the show!
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Somebody might wanna do a wellness check on Kevin Sorbo and Kid Rock. #Elections2026
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Listen, Dems will find a way to trip on their own dicks for the next two years but if I could have one thing it's that they Nuremberg the shit out of Stephen Miller and all his ICE fucks.
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When you fall asleep in your kid's bed during put down at 8:30pm and wake up at 12:30am on election night.
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Kewl.
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Don't worry fellas, plenty of time to fuck this up.
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I wonder what creative way they will come up with to ruin my Saturday this time??
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In a sane world, saying something this batshit crazy would bar you from public office of any variety forever.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 16
Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine? They don't even need approval"
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Bahahaha what a cuck.
The Associated Press (@AP) profile pictureThe Associated Press
@APOct 17
BREAKING: President Trump puts new Russia sanctions passed by Congress on hold, saying a waiver is in the U.S. national interest. apnews.com/article/russia-sa…
Trump puts new Russia sanctions that he recently signed into law on hold, citing national interest

Trump puts new Russia sanctions that he recently signed into law on hold, citing national interest

President Donald Trump has signed an executive order that puts on hold a sweeping new sanctions package targeting the Russian economy, telling Congress the pause was in the national interest.

apnews.com
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Old enough to remember when MAGA claimed they love the troops.
The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) profile pictureThe Washington Post
@washingtonpostOct 10
Breaking news: The Pentagon acknowledged that the number of troops who have died in the Middle East during its operations against Iran is higher than previously reported, and updated the official count to include two more noncombat deaths. wapo.st/4ieXxju
Pentagon raises official toll of troops who died during war with Iran to 21

Pentagon raises official toll of troops who died during war with Iran to 21

The Post exclusively reported last month that the number of service members lost was greater than what the Pentagon was reporting in its public database.

washingtonpost.com
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I'm sure POTUS and his minions will issue full throated apologies for their aggressive and blatant lying about this and for turning a landmark into an empty mess. 🙄 Further, I'm confident his defenders will acknowledge this catastro-fuck as another sign he is a lying con-man 🙄
The Associated Press (@AP) profile pictureThe Associated Press
@APOct 1
BREAKING: A D.C. judge permanently dismisses a case charging an ex-Olympian with vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. apnews.com/article/trump-ref…
DC judge permanently dismisses case charging ex-Olympian with vandalizing Reflecting Pool

DC judge permanently dismisses case charging ex-Olympian with vandalizing Reflecting Pool

A judge in Washington has agreed to permanently dismiss a criminal case charging a former Olympian with vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

apnews.com
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The cuckery from these idiots knows no end.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparSep 30
Lutnick: "I have the best job, because I get to sit and watch Donald J Trump make the coolest deals I've ever seen in my life. And I have the best time doing it."
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These are not serious people.
Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) profile pictureSahil Kapur
@sahilkapurSep 29
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. Watch the whole thing:
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Image from Luke Beakly (@LukeBeakly)
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MAGA: aLL DumOcRAts aRe ComMuNISts!!! Also MAGA: Literally rolls out the red carpet for Xi Jinping.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynSep 23
Red carpet being rolled out for President Xi Jinping at Joint Base Andrews.
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Macklemore is a bold choice from the band in Kraft Country.
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Looks likes it's the fifth quarter.
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Reasons to vote for Trump: ❌ End inflation ❌ Reduce debt ❌ US manufacturing ❌ Cheap gas ❌ Fix healthcare ❌ End Ukraine war ❌ No new wars ❌ Be respected by the world ❌ Make America Healthy ❌ No govt intervention ❌ DOGE ✅ I can be racist ✅ Trans people make me uncomfy
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It's cool, I'm sure the president and all his idiot supporters will issue a full throated apology for fabricating a crime and charging an innocent person with a felony to cover up their own stupidity.
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesSep 11
The contractor that renovated the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has told the Trump administration that errors in its own work and flaws in the repair plan, not vandalism, caused the pool’s new blue liner to peel and break loose, documents show. nyti.ms/4xSMsu7
Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Reflecting Pool Failure

Contractor Blames Its Own Repairs, Not Vandals, for Reflecting Pool Failure

The contractor said the pool’s new blue liner peeled and tore because of “human oversight” and a flawed plan that involved layering two incompatible chemicals, documents show.

nytimes.com
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