Luke Sherren

Hello @sainsburys how do I return my nectar card? I’m not sure I want it…. 🤣🤦‍♂️

Hey @BurgerKingUK, love a good scavenger hunt. One sign says ‘order at the kiosk,’ but the kiosk says ‘redeem at the counter.’ Do I flip a burger or summon the Burger King himself for answers?

Hey @Pret just wanted to let you know that I, along with many others will be cancelling my subscription. Not sure why you’re trying to fix something that’s not broken. Also if live to know when buying discount codes become a thing…. You’re not rewarding your loyal customers like you think you are, you’re actually pissing them off. I’ve been subscribed since day 1 #BoycottPret

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I was in the toilet at work, trying to have a peaceful toilet break. (The toilets here are used by multiple companies and visitors) Someone come in, shook the cubicle door, waited, then shook it again, then proceeded to ask ‘Is anyone in?’ I replied ‘Yes’ The mystery guy replied ‘I usually go in trap 2 as well, it’s a good one’ I laughed said ‘Yeah it is…’ He said ‘Best seat in house it is, I’ll use trap 3 for now’

When Steve Darken smiles on The Apprentice, it reminds me of the guy in the hotel in Home Alone New York! - Anyone else? #TheApprentice

Do you put flour in brownies? Asking for a friend #TheApprentice

Crumble on fish cakes instead of breadcrumbs? I didn’t realise Heston Bloomington was featuring on this season of The Apprentice #TheApprentice

That moment when You celebrate too early - The Apprentice

Watching the Apprentice and I wouldn’t trust half of this lot to run a bath, let alone a business

Happy New Year! 🎉 Take a moment to share your resolutions in the comments, putting your aspirations out into the universe. Reflect on the successes and challenges of the past year. By openly expressing our goals, we're manifesting positive change. Let's support one another on this journey of growth and achievement. Cheers to a year filled with progress and fulfilling experiences! 🌟💫

Happy New Year 2024! 🎉🌟 As we bid farewell to the past and step into the future, may this year be filled with laughter, love, and incredible adventures. Here's to new beginnings, exciting challenges, and a journey filled with joy and success. May your dreams take flight, and may each day be a celebration of life's beautiful moments. Cheers to making memories, achieving goals, and embracing all the opportunities that come our way. Wishing you a year ahead that sparkles with happiness and overflows with positivity! 🥂✨

Well isn’t this the truth! At least we are good at something, right…. Right?!

How to make pancakes, by the one and only Mr Ramsay!

The @CostaCoffee cup lid is accidentally a genius design! Staff can colour in the appropriate letter for milk alternatives to easily distinguish drinks! Do you drink cows milk, or do you prefer an alternative - if so, which one?

Do you vote on polls on here?