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Primecest As much as I enjoy seeing Prime torture Morty (sorry, Morty), it occurred to me: what if Prime is so arrogant that he only derives pleasure from tormenting other versions of himself? He might find no joy in tormenting a weak child, nor would he feel any more like a
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I like to think that Prime’s violence is an expression of his passion. He derives pleasure from tormenting other Ricks, which serves to feed his own ego. As he begins to develop feelings for Morty, his violence takes on the form of an expression of love
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one that provides a kind of gratification akin to sexual pleasure. Prime expresses affection through violence; if he craves Morty’s affection, he would also allow Morty to subject him to violence. In short, he is both a sadist and a masochist.
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"superior" Rick by inflicting pain on a different version of Rick. Prime hasn’t actually done anything to Morty, yet Morty is still afraid of him—30% cuz of his creepy vibe, and 70% cuz Rick has planted a terrifying image of Prime in the boy’s mind.
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It suddenly occurred to me that because Prime rejects any kind of attachment, he might not have any friends at all. Just like Morty. 👀
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Ok Im making an AU where Rick Prime accidently fall into the Omega Device and wipe out all the Ricks across the mutilverse. Morty was adopted by another family and lived happily ever after.
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Here’s my take on Prime Rick. Just a heads-up: this is 30% actual analysis and 70% me just spouting my own nonsense—I mean, what else do you expect for a guy who only showed up for a total of 5 minutes on screen before kicking the bucket? 🥴
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It’s actually kind of funny that Prime knows Rick is living in his house, yet he doesn’t make a single move. Even if he wanted to mess with Rick by targeting Prime family or Morty, he wouldn’t—simply cuz doing so might be interpreted as "caring," n he’s committed to dgaf abt
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anything. But clearly, Prime does care abt toying with other versions of himself—that’s literally the only thing he does throughout the show. He try to act nonchalant so bad it feel like he is a tsudere
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And I stick closely to this take when writing my Primecest fic. 👀
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Anyone want to see my character analysis of Prime 👀
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Even God would weep at my sleep schedule.
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I’m learning Japanese, and it’s eating away at my sanity. Every now and then, you might see me write in Japanese.
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Bro I unconsciously open X on my phone, iPad, and even my laptop, Im so fucked
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Primecest bite I used to think Prime would definitely be the one biting Morty all the time, since Morty’s just so adorable. But rewatching the show, I realized Morty bites people a hell of a lot too. Now, just imagine the two of them—grandpa and grandson—constantly biting
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each other: Prime takes a bite, Morty bites back in retaliation, then Prime bites again, until they’re both covered head-to-toe in each other’s bite marks Though, Morty definitely gets the short end of the stick, since Prime’s bites are both bigger and deeper 🤤
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Primecest Prime plays hide-and-seek with Morty; if Morty gets caught, he gets fucked brutally.
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