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MAC The Goated retweeted
As a fluent Spanish speaker, Spanish being a requirement to live in Miami is bullshit btw. The juxtaposition of having far-right politics & refusing to even learn the language of the land you’ve lived on for years is fucking crazy. Lol. No other major immigrant city is like this
So, a sex bot should be covered by health insurance then?
Yes, a major Harvard study (Health Professionals Follow-up Study, ~32,000 men followed 18 years) found men reporting 21+ ejaculations per month had about 19-22% lower prostate cancer risk than those with 4-7 per month. The link was strongest for low-risk cases. It's observational data showing association, not proven causation, and results vary somewhat across other studies.
Same with cars now. Better off leasing in most cases.
“At least I don’t have a monthly car payment”… until the repair bills come in that cost more than 12 car payments.
I’m starting to think the whole “RENTING IS THROWING MONEY AWAY” advice is completely broken in this market.
A standard 2-bedroom apartment rent is $1,950/month.
To buy a basic $380,000 starter home with 10% down at today’s 6.8% interest rate, your monthly payment isn't $1,950. It’s $3,150/month after principal, interest, property taxes, and insurance.
Out of that $3,150 monthly payment, roughly $2,100 goes STRAIGHT into interest and taxes during the first five years.
You aren't building equity. You're handing $2,100 a month to the bank and government instead of handing $1,950 to a landlord….. plus you’re on the hook when the $12,000 roof leaks.
Boomers keep telling young people "buy a house as soon as you can," but when unrecoverable ownership costs exceed rent, renting is literally preserving capital.
Am I missing something, or has ownership math turned into a trap?
MAC The Goated retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
MAC The Goated retweeted
A single adult now needs more than $80,000 a year to make ends meet in every U.S. state, according to SmartAsset’s 2026 analysis using the 50/30/20 budgeting framework, due to inflation and the current economy.
MAC The Goated retweeted
do you actually think the 401k system will still be functional when we retire, or is our generation going to get completely wiped out?
They’re calling her the throat goat
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀
Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.
“It’s got to be blowjobs.”
Then she went further.
“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”
And then came the places.
The studio soundboard.
Planes.
Under blankets.
Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.
“No, I’m not actually.”
She was talking about international flights.
Lights out.
Blankets.
Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.
Alex’s reaction?
“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
MAC The Goated retweeted
Reese's Pieces have no chocolate in them. The peanuts had their oil pressed out and a cheaper fat put back in.
Sugar is first, then partially defatted peanuts, then hydrogenated palm kernel and soybean oil, then corn syrup solids. Everything after that is 2% or less, and it's the dyes, the glaze, some vanillin and a little milk. There's no cocoa anywhere.
Partially defatted just means the peanuts went through a press. The peanut oil comes out one side and gets sold as peanut oil. What's left is a dry peanut flour, and that's what the center is made from, because flour holds a shape in a panning drum and doesn't go rancid. Then they put fat back in, and the fat they picked is hydrogenated palm kernel oil, which is solid at room temperature and costs less than peanut oil. You can see the swap on the panel. 38 pieces have 6 g of fat and all 6 are saturated. Peanut oil is mostly unsaturated, so that number isn't the peanut.
The shell is sugar with 4 dyes and a coat of shellac.
MAC The Goated retweeted
Charles Lee on benching Naz Reid:
"Unfortunately, Naz didn't meet our standards in the first half, and at halftime we made the decision that he wouldn't play in the second half."
Hornets were up 7 at halftime and lost by 8.
