𝓖𝐀𝐑𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃

⠀ ⠀ ❨ 𝖳𝖤𝖤𝖭 𝖳𝖨𝖳𝖠𝖭 ❩ ; i can still joke around during the end of the world , can’t i ? ──────── #𝐃𝐂𝐑𝐏 & #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 ⠀ ⠀

drinking.

crawling into the ( reader’s ) bed , Garfield would lay themselves atop them. no morphing into an animal , just a tired Garfield . . .

does she need a wingman ?

RETURNING THE YELLING. WHAT IS HAPPENING.

resorts to morphing into a lab puppy. . . “ pretty please . . . ”

wants cuddles. he’ll be a puppy or kitten for whoever wants to cuddle.

his grin would soon downgrade to a smirk upon hearing the dissatisfaction of heroes. he can partially understand. “ well , thanks for the compliment. sometimes it can freak others out. it doesn’t seem to creep you out ; you an animal kinda gal ? ”

“ oh , she’s hot. ”

“ this is why we’re friends , Bart. ”

“ make sure im the biggest piece in it. ”

“ is it cause im super adorable as a lizard ? ”

“ exactly my question , Kors. ”

“ they’re still awesome as hell. ”

“ who doesn’t like iguanas ? ”

“ im deleting tinder. girls don’t dig iguana pics in the bathtub anymore. ”

Raven beat me last time i did that.

“ simply because im waitin’ for you to follow me back. and cause im hot. ”

act 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗮𝗹.

licks himself as a cat.