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This week we've squeezed 19 minutes into the 5 Minute fans forum!💪
▶️ Hear @OUFCOfficial CEO Tim Williams taking your questions on: the manager & the threat of relegation, the ownership, the new stadium project & more.
🔊Listen on @BBCSounds ⤵️
bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0f50j…
#OUFC
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“We have heating, no electricity, no water, no mobile or internet connection, but NO RUSSIANS! I am extremely happy because now we are free.”
Show this to everyone who thinks that Ukraine should stop fighting for its people.
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@TheOldOaks we’ve had a fab time glamping! Great set up you’ve got here - thanks for having us! #glastonbury #glamping #win50atoldoaks
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While you were sleeping, #windEnergy reached 43% of the National Grid's electricity demand. winderful.uk
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Nightclub owner on the news: "What are we meant to do if people don't have a COVID pass? Just not let them in and alienate them?" As someone who was once denied entrance to a club because I was wearing "the wrong kind of trainers" I'd like to invite him to fuck all the way off.
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A baffling decision! 🤯
A deserved late equaliser for @OUFCOfficial! 💪
#EFLonQuest - Saturdays at 9pm #EFL #OUFC @thefenceendpod @Join_OxVox @YellowArmyOUFC
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We interrupt this match to show you this goal by the Corinthians women’s team, which might be the best goal we’ve ever seen
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Harry and Meghan latest: World enters sixth day of coming to terms with 35-year-old man moving out of his nan’s house.
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Jan 1st: New decade going fairly well, all things considered.
Jan 2nd: Australia appears to be on fire.
Jan 3rd: World War III announced.
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Just voted. Turnout low and polling station staffed entirely by bewildered primary school children. Make of that what you will.
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For those of you saddened by the exit poll, please consider that 5 years is my remaining life expectancy and I have to live with him...
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We’re hearing that the Sonny Bill Williams signing for Toronto isn’t quite a done deal so we’re ramping up our offer. We’re throwing in a lifetimes supply of Twentyman’s ice cream, and 4 Haigh’s sausage rolls a week. Any ideas on a few more sweeteners? (Not jam)
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On the other hand, it’s not hard to see December 12th as a choice between a bloke who will wreck the country on purpose & another who will do it by accident.
