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Joined June 2020
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Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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American politics explained
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Dave Chappelle should've stayed in Africa
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Just a reminder, it's a war between us and the jews. It is very real; it is so real that Michael Wolff and Jeffrey Epstein felt it was funny.
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Trzy lata... miesiąc i osiem dni marszu przez czarny ląd... sporo 😎 ✅️ 15 903 km przez Afrykę 🇲🇦🇲🇷🇸🇳🇬🇲🇬🇳🇸🇱🇱🇷🇨🇮🇧🇴🇹🇬🇧🇯🇳🇬🇨🇲🇨🇬🇨🇩🇦🇴🇳🇦🇿🇦 ✅️ 25 510 km z Cieszyna 🇵🇱 do Przylądka Igielnego 🇿🇦 Niestety podczas mojej podróży przez Afrykę napotkałem wiele przeszkód biurokratycznych, które bardzo spowolniły mój marsz Niecierpliwi mówili: przecież to nie twoja wina... na co czekasz? idź dalej! Prawie w to uwierzyłem ...ale prawda jest brutalna! Afrykę przechodzisz całą... albo nie przechodzisz jej w ogóle! Ktoś napisał: Inni idą przez Afrykę szybciej! heh może... ale jej nie przechodzą, a ja tak! Taka subtelna różnica ;-)
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“Hello police? I was raped by a Muslim immigrant.” “Don’t be racist, ma’am.” “And he doesn’t believe in the Holocaust.” “We’ll be right there.”
NEW - German Chancellor Merz says Muslim immigrants who refuse to acknowledge Germany's historical responsibility for the Holocaust must leave the country.
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Las mujeres son propensas a arquear más la parte baja de la espalda cuando las observa un hombre al que consideran atractivo. El efecto es más pronunciado en mujeres más abiertas al sexo casual. El arqueo de la espalda baja podría funcionar como una señal sutil e inconsciente o semiinconsciente de autopromoción y receptividad sexual en contextos de interacción con potenciales compañeros sexuales, similar a la lordosis observada en otras especies de mamíferos.
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Anti-Christian, LGBTQ+ communist kills 6 in a shooting in Poland Media:
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Lol "Canadian"
Young Canadians are struggling to find work: ‘I thought that by now I’d have some sort of job’ nationalpost.com/news/canada…
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On the rare occasion on which they deign to notice that young Canadians are getting screwed over, these are the "Canadians" they have in mind.
Young Canadians are struggling to find work: ‘I thought that by now I’d have some sort of job’ nationalpost.com/news/canada…
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Ktoś chętny na zostanie kierownicą we Wrocławiu?
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BREAKING: Ted Cruz comes out as wallsexual
Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual trib.al/VYloUD3
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FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: CONFLICTING REPORTS One robbery. Two political narratives. Not a fact in sight. And MAGATARD's brother makes his debut.
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"Where are you guys from?" "Texas." "Minnesota."
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New 2028 Democratic ticket announced…😂
🤖 Made with AI
"Where are you guys from?" "Texas." "Minnesota."
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"Bringing back jobs to America." - Bull Shit. I present to you: a list of every American headquartered company with over 5,000 employees in the country of India alone. This list continues to grow rapidly every year.
According to YOUR OWN ADMINISTRATION'S DATA THAT WAS RELEASED THIS MORNING: Foreign-born employment jumped 809,000 in October. Native-born employment fell 64,000. Do I really have to go through and give you a list of all the Fortune 500 companies building GCCs in 2026 too?
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Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
Alanis Morissette comes out as pansexual trib.al/VYloUD3
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Imagine being fifth-generation Montana and finding yourself represented in the halls of power by a troon called ZOOEY ZEPHYR
8 men who identify as women won their races in the midterm elections. It’s actually so over.
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Lmfaooooooo
OH. MY. GOD. 🤯 New Mexico State just put a layup into THEIR OWN BASKET in the final 20 seconds trailing by 1 Point.
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