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Joined April 2024
C’mon, guys. You’re supposed to be better than the people obsessing over Trumps hands. Or perhaps you’re not; that’s up to you.
Anyone else notice this? That was my first thought when watching his presser today. Is this a Kaposi’s sarcoma lesion? @MarkJCarney #ElbowsUp🤡 #cdnpoli🇨🇳
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And why the fuck am I scolding people on here lately. Smarten up. All of yous
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An unattended death is any death that doesn't happen in the presence of another or under medical supervision. Typically they are not found for days, weeks or even months. This is the story of my first unattended death, and the first call that really touched me personally. The decedent was a woman in her 40s who was a complete hermit/shut-in who drank herself to death. She worked from home, and had alcohol delivered to her almost daily. When i first entered the bedroom where she began dying, there was a MOUNTAIN of paper bags and empty bottles next to her bed. It was higher than the bed and had to be at least 100 wine and vodka bottles. I think what got to me was the fact that it could have very easily been me.
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It’s quite simple ‘4, shalt thou not count’ And 5 is right out.
I see what I did there and I know it’s confusing. Number 4 is #3, next time I’ll ask you before numbering each point.
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To use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, pull the pin, count to three (no more, no less) Amen
Whoops!  The NDP forgot to take the A.I. prompts out of their “Big, Bold Health Care Plan” before they posted it online. It’s no wonder no one takes the NDP seriously.
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Standard liberal response to a question from @jacobmantle xitter.cf/jacobmantle/status/211…
Affordable housing in the Dominican Republic: “The Ministers welcomed the upcoming implementation of an affordable housing project in the Dominican Republic, supported through the International Finance Corporation's GROW Initiative, a global platform to advance women's leadership and economic participation. Canada has contributed C $100 million to the GROW Initiative, including US $5.5 million (approximately C $7.8 million) for this sub-project.”
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Also Nice bed-head, Gregor
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Wow.
Faire fortune rapidement avec un fleuron québécois Power Corp. et le fonds d’Alexandre Taillefer peuvent s’attendre à des gains juteux journaldemontreal.com/2021/0… @LEV_Lion_invest @RealAndyLeeShow
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Changing demographics causing sheep shortages in Newfoundland. Because they really like sheep for some reason.
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Quebec funding Alberta, now that’s funny
Bloc Québécois Leader Yves-François Blanchet says Ottawa "financed its campaign for the NO side in Alberta, notably with Quebecers' money". Carney gave Alberta "tens of billions" and a quarter still voted to leave.
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Nice work, idiot
FACT SHEET: Monitoring Canadian Activities in U.S. Politics ca.usembassy.gov/fact-sheet-…
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RT @ABDanielleSmith: I hope every UCP member and supporter will watch this video. The referendum is behind us. Albertans gave their answe…
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Reminder: We don’t live in the rest of the world. We live here. In Canada.
Replying to @Ryan_r_Williams
Alright nga now compare to the rest of the world
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These census results will not be pretty. The last one was 2021, before the invasion. — ‘The first major data release from the 2026 Census of Population is scheduled for February 10, 2027 (population and dwelling counts). Additional thematic releases follow throughout 2027. Collection for the 2026 Census ended in September 2026 (with a high response rate of about 98.4%). Statistics Canada is releasing results in stages rather than all at once. Planned 2026 Census of Population release schedule • November 18, 2026: Geographic and reference products. • February 10, 2027: Population and dwelling counts. • May 5, 2027: Age, gender, sex at birth, and type of dwellings. • July 14, 2027: Families, households, marital status, and income. • September 8, 2027: Language, housing, and Canadian military experience. • September 28, 2027: Indigenous Peoples, mobility, and poverty. • October 27, 2027: Immigration, place of birth, citizenship, ethnocultural and religious diversity, sexual orientation, and general health. • December 1, 2027: Labour, commuting, language of work, instruction in the minority official language, education, and homelessness.’
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Great idea get it done. Make it a DMZ.
Ukraine is ready to accept a peace deal in whick Kiev retains 75% of the Ukraine's territory, Zelenskiy told Fox News.
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Asylum claimants in Quebec sure are expensive.
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