Too funny
Kid Rock has Bill Maher pounding on the table laughing as he tells the wild story of how Trump left him on the phone with the president of France.
Kid Rock had privately told Maher the story once before. It didnβt matter. Maher still couldnβt keep it together.
MAHER: βBob, youβve gotten to know Trump personally over the years. Whatβs something about him that people would be surprised to learn? Oh, you want to tell the Macron story?β
KID ROCK: βThe what?β
MAHER: βThe Macron, the golf cart story.β
KID ROCK: βOh yeah, that was funny. Yeah, weβre out golfing, and I hate speaking out of school, but this is just a fun one. And I mean, the guyβs taking calls all day. Heβs working while youβre golfing. The guy does not stop working. I think we can all agree on that. He works. He sleeps like maybe four or five hours a night, right?β
βSo weβre out there. Macron calls. Heβs like, blah, blah, blah. Heβs talking. Weβre on the golf cart, right? Iβm standing next to his golf cart. Heβs like, βHey, Iβm here with the great Kid Rock,β like Macron knows who I am. And heβs like, βBob, say hello.β So he gives me the phone.β
βIβm like, βHello, Mr. President.β And Iβm like, βIβm from the Paris of the Midwest, DΓ©troit.β And Trump leaves!β
[Maher completely loses it]
MAHER: βI love that!β
Only Trump would hand the president of France off to Kid Rock and drive away. To this day, Macron probably still doesnβt know what the heck happened. π€£
Bobby βBorisβ Pickett performing Monster Mash (1962) β the ultimate Halloween anthem that never dies. π§ββοΈπΆ
Still the grooviest graveyard smash over 60 years later. ππΊ
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Next time you hear this song just know that the mf was making these faces while singing it
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Here's a look at Kamari Moulton's rushing touchdown to put Iowa up 13-0 heading into the second quarter
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7. memory & assumption audit
list everything you think you know about me based on our conversations. separate it into:
- facts i explicitly told you
- patterns you've inferred
- assumptions you're making
- things you're uncertain about
then identify any information that may be outdated, incorrect, or based on weak evidence.
this prompt is useful because it forces chatgpt to distinguish between what you actually said and what it inferred from your behavior, writing style, interests, and past conversations.
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Kinnick had an overnight stay at the University of Iowa Stead Family Childrenβs Hospital. It was for dental surgery, and by no means am I sharing this as a sympathy post or trying to compare his experience to what so many families go through.
What I do want to share is THE VIEW.
On every Saturday when Iowa Football plays at home, there are children and families inside that hospital facing unimaginable pain, uncertainty, and grief. Then, for just a small moment in time at the end of the 1st quarter, 70,000 Hawkeye fans and visiting fans turn their attention toward them and wave.
For those families, it is something to look forward to. A moment that brings a smile. A moment where 70,000 strangers remind them they are not alone. For a child spending time in that hospital, the Wave can become a memory that brings joy during a time that may be filled with fear and uncertainty.
That is why the Iowa Wave is the greatest tradition in college football.
Itβs not about showing up your opponent. Itβs not about creating a loud memory for yourself. Itβs about lifting up a child when they need it most.
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Replying to @futuremachine13 @elonmusk
Heβs telling the truth. Ask any Ai or where-is-tesla-roadster.spacβ¦ It is real honey. Itβs okay to be uninformed.



















