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all-time great Spongebob quotes
I really wish they didn’t delete this scene in Spongebob, I’m sorry but it’s really funny
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Talking with people about the future when you’re suicidal
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“59% of Dems polled want a military coup to remove Trump 32% want a televised assassination”
59% of Dems polled want a military coup to remove Trump 32% want a televised assassination
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i loathe everything about this on a deeply personal level. scrooge is not a slapstick grinch character who knocks shit over. he is a cold, complicated miser who is a deeply human character, even at the beginning. depp cannot convey sincerity or vulnerability needed for this role
Scrooge was definitely not in the holiday spirit at Bryant Park. During Johnny Depp’s surprise appearance, he went after the Christmas trees and decorations, while the crowd shouted for him to stop. Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol, in theaters November 13 🎬🎄 @ebenezermovie
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愛する子ウサギをペットホテルから引き取りました キスしています #うさぎのいる暮らし
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Saying nearly 160 people die a year in the reflecting pool is so funny. That's like a throwaway joke they'd do on The Simpsons about the people of Springfield
Trump: "We were losing on average to death 3 people a week. And now we don't have that."
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Shouldnt have put those sharks in the reflecting pool in the first place
Trump: "We were losing on average to death 3 people a week. And now we don't have that."
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He’s finally ready, him and his brother are going to fix all of NYC’s plumbing infrastructure
Mamdani raises eyebrows with new look, ditching beard and sporting surprising 'stache trib.al/qmtVh20
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this is actually very clearly visually inspired by the low quality fmv that morrowind starts with but I guess you tourists don't know about the original elder rings or whatever
Am I being almost psychotically petty by saying the golden overlapping circular threads aesthetic is very inspired by Elden Ring and they're just putting it in there because they don't know what the fuck else to do
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Lots of people responding to this saying "But its also okay to not do any of that!" Okay but which one of these has actual power behind them? Do you think most of the world's institutions are pushing for or pushing against transition? Lets get a grip with the oppression at hand.
Reminder: It’s ok to transition. It’s ok to go on HRT. It’s ok to want SRS. It’s ok to want top surgery. It’s ok to be dysphoric. Society is full of anti-transitioning activism, from subversivists to religious conservatives. Don’t let them tell you what being trans is.
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do you guys like my knifeplay claws
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Its so funny how star wars is too complex for ppl, it's like struggling with the moral lesson in cat in the hat
For this scene I would have this moment linger an extra beat, then Anakin closes his eyes and says "Go." Still confused but realizing they'd better listen to him, the children all rush past him and out of the chamber. Immediately we hear a barrage of blaster fire and Anakin closes his eyes, clenches his jaw, and lowers his head, but only for a moment. Shaking off his remorse, he raises his head, turns, and then also exits the chamber to continue his rampage with grim determination. I say that because I have always felt that Anakin should have been focusing on the bigger fish (adult Jedi) while the clones handled cleanup work that would have included the younglings.
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Told my grandma that voting is tomorrow now because of the time change #startthesteal #midterms #midterms2026
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やほ!つばきだよ!
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The left has no idea what's coming
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In hindsight this was far and a way the defining moment of the 2026 midterms. the last year distilled down to a single soundbyte lmao
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“Why are there native Americans in this Jesus show” So there was this 14 year old kid named Joseph smith…
This is a show about Jesus and they added native Americans to it, not even Jesus is safe from forced diversity
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