Been hearing that the Brewers are cheating in some way which is undetectable by cameras & officials, helps both with pitching and scoring runs, and is extremely effective both at home and away. I look forward to finding out what it is exactly they’re bc doing it sounds exciting

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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 · Oct 27, 2026 · 1:56 AM UTC

Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃@MESandersOct 27

Has anyone ever put a position player in the World Series?

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Carlisle · Oct 23, 2026 · 5:48 PM UTC

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Carlisle

@CarlisleDianaOct 23

I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right

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spooky vampire arvo färt · Oct 22, 2026 · 6:06 PM UTC

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spooky vampire arvo färt@arvofartOct 22

I’m old enough to remember when you shit your pants

Kaitlin Bennett

@KaitMarieoxOct 22

I'm old enough to remember when Bernie Sanders used to criticize millionaires but switched the word to Billionaires when he started getting rich 🧐

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Tom Fornelli · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:15 AM UTC

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Tom Fornelli

@TomFornelliOct 23

I have never doubted Cairo Santos

Tom Fornelli

@TomFornelliOct 23

I'm done with Cairo Santos.

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JohnJohn · Oct 23, 2026 · 12:27 AM UTC

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JohnJohn@marieazyyyOct 23

Chase don’t get too close honey, it bites!!

Larry Mayer

@LarryMayerOct 22

White Sox’ Chase Meidroth and Cubs’ Pete Crow-Armstrong on sideline before game

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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 · Oct 23, 2026 · 12:11 AM UTC

Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃@MESandersOct 23

What is this Duke of earl ass anthem?

Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 · Oct 22, 2026 · 11:50 PM UTC

Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃@MESandersOct 22

Having to explain to my dad that his Father’s Day gift is ruined and he’s going to have to watch Bears lose in person because a weird looking blonde just walked by us on the Soldier Field colonnade. 😩

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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 · Oct 22, 2026 · 9:46 PM UTC

Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃@MESandersOct 22

Mr. Reginald Cermak must be absolutely swimming in coin since word got out about the Reggie’s Bears bus.

Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 · Oct 21, 2026 · 6:31 PM UTC

Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃@MESandersOct 21

Stop fucking telling people how great Bridgeport is. Nobody who lives or hangs out there cares what the rest of the city thinks. We just want the rent to stay affordable and the bars to stay chill.

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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 · Oct 21, 2026 · 7:24 PM UTC

Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃@MESandersOct 21

Sox park is surrounded by parking lots and train yards? Not a single bar or restaurant worth visiting? Yes, exactly. Congratulations on how correct you are. Now go away.