$MFD (@MFDarrell) header
$MFD (@MFDarrell) profile picture

Award winning homebrewer. Grillmaster. Death Metal. Hair Metal. Outlaw Country. Pro Wrestling. Whiskey. All-around dumbass. #Aggies #Astros

Houston, TX
Joined April 2009
Photo by $MFD (@MFDarrell)Photo by $MFD (@MFDarrell)Photo by $MFD (@MFDarrell)Photo by $MFD (@MFDarrell)Photo by $MFD (@MFDarrell)Photo by $MFD (@MFDarrell)Photo by $MFD (@MFDarrell)Photo by $MFD (@MFDarrell)Photo by $MFD (@MFDarrell)
I'm so glad we got that final season of Picard. That show was a mess, but they turned the last season into peak Trek. RIP to the captain of my childhood.
1
24
Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
Even the logo can’t believe it.
57
250
14
17,753
1,173,735
I'm tired.
BREAKING: President Trump is calling for New Mexico to be renamed New America, effective immediately.
35
Accurate review.
The Street Fighter movie is both the worst pile of dog shit and the best film I have ever seen. I cringed so hard it broke my ability to cringe. 40% of it worked, the other 60% didn't but somehow still did, it's magic. Can't recommend this to anyone 10/10 I want the sequel NOW
33
Street Fighter was just as fun and campy as I hoped. Awesome fight scenes. Funny. Cool animated sequences in the style of the the old movies. I want a sequel.
25
Dear Texas politicians, I’ll vote for whoever stops texting me 🤬
68
90
16
1,282
26,136
Honestly, terrified, yet also can't wait to watch people do barrel rolls over slow drivers in the left lane.
1
1
31
There are going to be some major road rage incidents when a bunch of Houstonians stuck behind an accident on the freeway watch a Tesla Roadster float over to the feeder road.
28
New pro move unlocked.
Who keeps an emergency hotdog in their back pocket at the casino??
17
This llama at the @houstonzoo after checking her phone and it's just more political text messages.
16
10am and already over a dozen political spam texts. I really, really hate election season.
2
32
Boomers need to learn that they didn't "buy in" and now deserve their money back. They were robbed. The government took their money and spent it 100x over. It's gone. Gone! Now they want the government to rob us again instead of holding gov't accountable. I hate this system.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.
1
1
67
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
366
1,725
109
24,608
478,585
I'm on the cusp of voting for anyone on my ballot who isn't blowing up my phone 40 times a day.
17
I've experienced an AI drive-through at Burger King and Taco Bell. It's pretty jarring when you're greeted pleasantly and articulately. It needs tweaking to sound like a teenager who barely wants to be there.
25
we are so back
174
4,333
150
36,163
479,462
Topo Chico back on shelves!
96
Bringin the monkeys pain
95
383
70
3,165
385,567