Imagine getting the call from your agent telling you that you didn't get the part in ZOMBIESLUTS STRIPCLUB SLAUGHTERHOUSE. Don't miss missing it. #JustWatched #undead #sluts

"Maxxing" is Dictionary.com's 2026 Word of the Year. Maxxing is slang for pushing an activity to its absolute limit as in I'm going to be postmaxxing on X that Maxxing is Dictionary.com's 2026 Word of the Year. #maxxing #X #post #tweet #followers #News #Repost

Commander Pavel Chekov 🫡 🖖🏻 (Boldly go, Walter Koenig) #icons #space

CAMP BLOOD CHRISTMAS (2025) Guess who's back, back again, Clown's back, tell a friend about yet another entry in the show-budget CAMP BLOOD series with more scenes of public urination than you can shake a dick at. #FilmTwitter #HorrorMovies

"I'm learning to fly But I ain't got wings " was unfortunately Kevin's favorite song. #music #RIP

THE SEX SERUM OF DR. BLAKE (1972) Also the pre-marketing name for Ozempic. A top secret youth serum has been stolen and its effects on humans are deadly and there's so many scenes of unattractive people having sex that it reminds me of Swingles night at my Uncle Gary's. #JW

THUNDER ALLEY (1985) Richie, who's "the best damn guitar player in town", and his band Magic are struggling to hit it big in Tucson and there is sex and drugs and lots of montages and after Thunder Alley we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and then we’ll take it higher. #JW #Cannon

PUMPKIN PATCH (2025) Scare Force One has crash landed in District 13 of New Hallow City with President Tepes and The Hexagon weapon on board and now it is up to Pumpkin Patch, Commander Crane and the MIA to rescue him and you can't make this stuff up but obviously someone did. #JW

ARE YOU READY FOR FREDDY? Fat Boys Because when you think of supernatural slasher horror you think of...the Fat Boys. The Nightmare was that it took Domino's longer than 30 minutes to deliver their pizzas. youtu.be/9NLiiVQeBYo?si=UQkg…

It's been 46 years now and I'm still trying to wrap my head around that classic Camp Crystal Lake evening pastime of...Strip Monopoly? "You're two steps from Pacific Avenue and Skin City" #FridayThe13th #MovieScene @Hasbro

THE UNHEALER (2020) There's only 10 min. of Lance Henriksen who looks like he's recovering from a hangover and co-starring Natasha Henstridge who's now a species of MILF and what does UNHEALER actually mean and someone told me this was a good movie but they were unright. #JW

MY SEX-RATED WIFE (1977) When I met you in the restaurant You could tell I was no débutante You asked me what's my pleasure A movie or a measure I'll have a cup of tea And tell you of my dreaming Dreaming is free Dreaming #AfterHours #couples

HOPE (2026) Some things destroying the sleepy town of Hope Harbor. Wait for it... Wa-a-a-it fo-o-or i-i-it... From the director of The Wailing and The Chaser. #JW #Korean #epic

It looks like McLovin has been McLovin' it. Alot. (and doing some sole searching) #NW #TheLowdown @McDonalds

Celebrate NATIONAL BOSTON CREAM PIE DAY! Let's get Wet and Messy. #sploshing #pie #Boston

When women say they like licking guns they don't actually like licking guns. THE KILLERS (2009) aka SEX INVADERS #MilosTwilight #moviescene

Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald (2026) "Death is a funny thing. Not funny haha, like a Woody Allen movie, but funny strange, like a Woody Allen marriage." (they must be having the best f*ckin' time in heaven) #JW #iconic @netflix

Wilket Creek Park, Toronto Voted "Best Space No One Can Hear You Scream" #truecrime #NW #nature

This sounds like a you problem. (I feel bad for that couch) #HealthyHabits @VeggieGrill @IKEA