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Thanks Ludwig van Beethoven for spending 12,505 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Beethoven: Symphony No. 6 in F Major, Op. 68 "Pastoral": I. Erwachen heiterer Empfindungen bei der Ankunft auf dem Lande. Allegro ma non troppo. #SpotifyWrapped

If it’s not from the Hamburg region of Germany it’s not a hamburger, it’s a sparkling steak

Some of you don’t know the second step of eating a fruit salad and it really shows

I need help settling a debate. Like for retweet Retweet for like

You never know if you don’t go, Wuh wuh WAH woa

Pretty sure this is the most Nebraska thing ever but does anyone else remember going on a field trip in grade school where you’d see a cow with a hole in its side that led to its stomach that you could stick your hand in?

Ya know I vaguely remember getting up in the middle of the night to tweet something I thought was brilliant and apparently this was it. Not sure whether to be proud or disappointed

Waffle is to pancake as man is to woman. The more you think about it the more you know