Mia Ari Bell™

In my boy mom era.

Careful with people who fall in love with your flowers and not your roots. They won’t know what to do when the winter comes. #MiaTaughtYou

If your kid tells my kid that Santa isn’t real, I’m telling mine that your kid only thinks that because they’re bad and stay on the naughty list so Santa doesn’t bring them anything so their mom gets them all the toys so they don't feel bad. Teach your kids not to ruin the fun.

Never give people the opportunity to pray against you.

Since ChatGPT is down. I am curious, what do you use it for? What's a way I may be overlooking?

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My absolute favorite thing to hear is "Koa is always so happy" Smart is a given, mannerable is a must and respectful is required but him being happy is my sole focus. Everything else will come, simply because he's happy.

Getting just 🤏 a little bit toooo many calls telling me just how good you look on ESPN, @theLegitCEO. Aight now, wrap it up and head on back home. 🙄😭

Sunday Sermon: If he doesn’t call, you do not call. If he doesn’t text, you do not text. If he doesn’t make plans, neither do you. Why? Because the sperm swims to the egg.

I think it’s down and that was accidental honestly it’s happening to everyone

This last 28 pounds really wanna give me a run for my money, huh?

I know one thing—- it’s gonna be some smoke in the city if you don’t land on time on Sunday. 😒 I miss my man. Let Delta delay your flight. 🙃

I am dating an only child for the win! 👏

Right now I’m on mom mode but when I get my hair done, y’all might wanna get y’alls done too because it’s gonna get serious.

Happy Best Friends Day to my man my man my man my man. @theLegitCEO

Random. I really miss having my Sidekick and my chirp phone. I also miss BBM. Good times.

It’s my birthday. 🎂🎉❤️

Well. Here’s my annual return to Twitter because Instagram is down. 🫠

Only one of my lines are in SOS mode but I honestly want to scream.