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Don’t hate the player, hate the player hater. Stocks and sports. 📈🏀🏈 #BTC

Joined July 2018
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This is LeBron’s “down year.”
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Dearest mother — I hope my appearance on the magical, moving picture box filled you with joy. As you could see, my resolve has never been more robust. Squirrel oil and your peppered chipmunk feet have kept me sturdy. Life is splendid. Give the cows my best. I love you. — Andrew
Captain Andrew Luck makes an appearance 🫡 (via @NFLonPrime)
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So the #Colts didn’t trade #JonathanTaylor because they couldn’t get enough value in return, however they won’t pay JT because they don’t view him as that valuable. Read that again.
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Jim Shorts retweeted
Times Swept in the 1st round: 0 — LeBron James (20 seasons) Times Swept in the 1st round: 2 — Michael Jordan (15 seasons)
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So are all of MJ’s rings unimpressive????
.@Realrclark25 thinks a championship for LeBron this season would be his "least impressive." 👀
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Also, every single playoff matchup the Lakers have been the underdog!
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To all of Hokie Nation, we did it, ACC Champions! See you next week in the greatest tournament on earth. HOW BOUT THEM HOKIES!!! 🦃🦃
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Replying to @dogecoin
@dogecoin exceeded Russian ruble in value. We start to accept donations in meme coin. Now even meme can support our army and save lives from Russian invaders. $DOGE owners of the world, @elonmusk, @BillyM2k, let's do it. Official $DOGE wallet: DS76K9uJJzQjCFvAbpPGtFerp1qkJoeLwL
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Vladimir Putin is a bad person. Someone had to say it. #Brave #Courageous
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What a luxury. KD sits on the bench and his teammates do this for him.
One month from now, #Dogecoin will be:
0%$0.15
25%$0.30
50%$0.50
25%$0.0001
4 votes • Final results
Jim Shorts retweeted
I will eat a happy meal on tv if @McDonalds accepts Dogecoin
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Me watching my crypto portfolio. #crypto
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Jim Shorts retweeted
Tesla merch buyable with Dogecoin
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Someone let me know when crypto goes back up. Until then, I’m hibernating.
Nobody is dying from covid. CDC just said to treat it like common common cold. People are acting like it’s a death sentence. What are we doing here? Life is short. You don’t get back the days you waste being scared.
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ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO RETWEETS THIS WILL WIN MY THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY! KANSAS CITY CHIEFS VS LOS ANGELES CHARGERS! WIN THE PARLAY, MY BOOK, SHOUTOUT! MUST BE FOLLOWING ME AND RETWEET TO WIN! I’LL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:45 ET! TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON! #KCvsLAC
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365 days ago... $BTC - $18,321 $ETH - $554 $BNB - $28
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Replying to @petebvt
This is 🧡🖤
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