Here we go again… Ami, STOP harassing me! The only thing I ever did to you is tell you exactly what I thought of you. I never went offline, doxxed, or any of the other shit you go banging on about. This was done AFTER you came for my friends & me LEAVE ME ALONE GO AWAY SHOO

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MJ · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:52 PM UTC

@MJ_Still_Oct 25

Recent bargains: -12 quad rolls of Charmin for $6.47 -5ish lbs of chicken breast for $1.99 lb -5ish lbs of chicken thighs for $1.55 lb Yes, they’re family packs of chicken. I portion them out and vacuum seal them

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TRAUMARESPONSE 🦈 · Oct 25, 2026 · 12:17 PM UTC

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@TRAUMA_RESP0NSEOct 25

I'm in my "cool if it happens, fine if it doesn't" era.

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MJ · Oct 24, 2026 · 4:10 PM UTC

@MJ_Still_Oct 24

Happy to say I was an important part of this analysis ☺️

Fuckin’ Princess

@8WithaTiaraOct 23

I conducted a thorough review of my personality. Strengths: Funny as fuck. Loyal as fuck. Excellent in a crisis. Areas for improvement: Impulse control. Patience. Appropriate reactions. Management concerns: Mouth. Attitude. General lack of supervision. Corrective action: None planned. After careful consideration, we've determined that fixing me would negatively impact entertainment value. My contract has been renewed☑️

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MJ · Oct 24, 2026 · 4:02 PM UTC

@MJ_Still_Oct 24

Shh 🤫 he’s sleepin and snorin. He was sick yesterday, so he’ll be extra sleepy today

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Sabrina · Oct 24, 2026 · 5:47 AM UTC

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@neu_rot_icOct 24

i need my friends to understand that when i say "text me when you get home", there is a tiny woman in a nightdress standing at a lighthouse inside me. she has a candle. she is watching the sea. she will be so worried until your little boat comes in.

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MJ · Oct 23, 2026 · 4:21 PM UTC

@MJ_Still_Oct 23

Why did I block you without engaging with you? Well, you see, you had the audacity to chastise me, in a situation you knew nothing about. You barged in with your sour disposition and I decided, I didn’t want to engage with you or see you again I hope this helps Good Day

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MJ · Oct 23, 2026 · 2:39 PM UTC

@MJ_Still_Oct 23

I see Krav Maga is trending. I took Krav Maga for years. I have belts in Krav Maga. It’s an efficient, no-holds-barred, street fighting martial art I learned how to defend against guns, knives, choke holds, bear hugs, & so much more 5/5 Do Recommend

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Fuckin’ Princess · Oct 23, 2026 · 12:05 PM UTC

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@8WithaTiaraOct 23

I would like to remind all y’all this Halloween, that as a general rule, don't solve riddles that open portals to Hell.

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Fuckin’ Princess · Oct 22, 2026 · 10:03 PM UTC

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Fuckin’ Princess

@8WithaTiaraOct 22

I'm a mix of "fuck around and find out, and sweetheart” please don't be mean to me, I will absolutely cry and then replay this shit for three business days Although I’m more likely to cry when someone’s nice to me, compared to if they’re mean to me. So yes, I'm confrontational But I'm also fragile as fuck. Real feral. Real soft. Real inconvenient.

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MJ · Oct 22, 2026 · 3:32 PM UTC

@MJ_Still_Oct 22

I’m going to be an expert witness in a court case. My field is behavioral analysis and communication (linguistics). This is exciting!

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MJ · Oct 21, 2026 · 1:09 PM UTC

@MJ_Still_Oct 21

I’m not beautiful enough to be a hot mess. I’m more of a tepid disruption with a mind built for intellectual violence and an odd skill set as back up

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Erika · Oct 20, 2026 · 6:55 PM UTC

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Erika@Queen0fWandzOct 20

The most horrific thing on my TL is these pimple popping videos.. and all the people not wearing gloves!

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MJ · Oct 20, 2026 · 2:00 PM UTC

@MJ_Still_Oct 20

So many errands to run today, including early voting. After voting, I should be exempt from any and all: -Political ads -Political mailings -Political text messages begging for money Basically, anything political for the midterms

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