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Writer, comedian, Sigma, LCSW, son, brother, hubby, zaddy, daddy, master code-switcher, & anything else on this planet I wanna be🤘🏾🇭🇹♏🎭

Philadelphia, PA
Joined December 2009
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How can you not root for this?🥹
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Yall remember to many egos
Tyrese Maxey on getting it going in the 4th quarter: "JB and Process and Bron kinda got on me not being aggressive the first three quarters. When JB checked back in the game in the 4th quarter he said you owe us take us home. I just gotta do what my vets tell me to do"
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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PLAY THE SONG!!!!!!
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COMEBACK SZN IN SOUTH PHILLY. 😤 @Bloom_Energy
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Remember the Time but the beat is Pyramids
Pyramids is the spiritual successor to remember the time if you really think about it
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✋ to get us started tonight. @ArenaClub
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Phil Handy and Rico Hines!?!? Our player development department is crazy.
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squad hits the course! 🏌️
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LEBRON X DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES 🔥
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BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.
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Zohran Mamdani has literally given Democrats an exact pathway on how to win elections and keep voters happy and Democrats still do their centrist bullshit
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How do Argentina keep getting away with so many aggressive fouls man? It’s honestly so frustrating to watch.
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This is the type of shit I pay my phone bill for
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Jaylen Brown has gotten more criticism from the media for being intelligent than Miles Bridges did for being an abuser
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Jaylen Brown on his Twitch stream, about “anonymous sources”: ‘I’m tired of these damn anonymous sources, like, anonymous executive — Colin Cowherd, Bobby Marks, Stephen A. Smith — I think yall are the sources”
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🚨 BREAKING: Homicides in Baltimore have now dropped to the lowest level in recorded history.
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Jaylen Brown vs Jayson Tatum next season
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Replying to @ABC
If your girl won’t scale the Empire State Building to revolt against the Empire, she ain’t it
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Yea, @WendellPierce DESTROYED em
One of THE BEST Mike drop moments.
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