UCI Alum | "Don't compare your real life to someone else's highlight reel" | He/Him | All opinions are my own. | 👨🏾‍💻🚀

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2017
god i miss when i could just buy something and it wouldn't generate 50 fucking emails in my inbox
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Khalil retweeted
We got 4pm sunsets until February 2027.... us 9–5ers have to go to work in the dark and come home in the dark.
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I really don't need a “Sunday night reset.” I need a medium sized inheritance and five consecutive business days where nobody needs anything from me.
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Just witnessed a uber driver pull up on the side of a Waymo, cuss it out & then attempt to cut it off after the light turned??? And of course this happened in #Hollyweird
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I love putting on a DJ set on YouTube but sometimes I’ll stumble upon one where they’re doing the whole mashup thing & it’s like okay so you’re just gonna play 2 songs at the same time the whole hour? 😭
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Kinda need a Christmas tree to appear in my living room the moment the clock strikes midnight on November 1st
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En route to see Jay Z for the first time 😃
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The real conversation we need to have is about the piss poor logistics of sofi stadium. Everybody involved in the planning of that entire area should be stoned.
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It must feel so good to be old & rich & fly as hell. I gotta be that in the future. It’s no other option
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En route to see Jay Z for the first time 😃
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They’re making me do so much fucking work at my fucking job
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My God I’m going to regret this in the morning (the morning being ~5hrs from now) 🫩
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En route to see Bryson Tiller for the first time 🙂‍↕️
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Khalil retweeted
My only issue with getting ready in the morning is that 6:15 and 6:25 are 2 minutes apart
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So sorry but “he bring hoes to the dentist” & “he’d bring bitches to heaven” is incredibly funny 😭😭😭
Damon Wayans Jr. exposes the truth about how Black celebrities vs. white celebrities act behind closed doors "That’s when I realized the difference between how Black celebrities have fun and white celebrities have fun was on the set of Other Guys" "We got Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. I got really close with them, right? And so close that they had this poker night... he would rent this nice hotel room and had a dealer and open bar" "I remember showing up for the first time and it was like Will Ferrell, it was Adam, a couple other celebrities… zero bitches, right? And so this is before I was married, right? Zero bitches" "So I go up to Will and I’m just like, 'Hey man, where the hoes at?' He’s like, 'Hoes? Um, I’m married.' I was like, 'Oh no… but like, where the hoes at?' He’s like, 'No, we’re just going to play poker'" "I just wasn’t used to it, you know? ‘Cause like, you know, Uncle Marlon… he got hoes everywhere. He bring hoes to the dentist" "Yeah, that nigga die, he bring bitches to heaven. Like, 'What’s up, God? Me plus three. Can we get them some wings?'"
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"Even heaven demands death.."
Young people believe they can hold on to what they have and still gain what they want . They think they can get fit and still drink and eat junk on the weekends . They think they can start a business and still have free time to take a vacation anytime. The moment you understand that life demands a sacrifice for what you want most is the moment you will get clarity. Even heaven demands death.
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You are the weather channel. Turn that autocaps back on RIGHT NOW.
we are officially weeks away from the sun setting at 4:30 pm. please begin mentally preparing to eat your dinner in the pitch black.
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Nia. Long. That's the caption
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Khalil retweeted
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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The amount of working weekends I’ve had the last ~4months is actually so ridiculous. Something has to give 🫩
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