wrestling nerd, sadboi, karaoke dj, i write things now
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Wanting someone to grovel and slave over you for the hopes that you aren't a cheap cunt who doesn't respect other human beings means you're a cunt, Matthew.
Matthew McConaughey says his most controversial opinion is that including tips in the bill leads to worse service because servers know their tip is guaranteed:
“If the tip is included, doesn’t the service suffer? I believe if the tip is included, like extra credit is included like, when did they start giving out 4.2 GPAs? I thought 4.0 was as high as you could get. If you give too much extra credit, doesn’t that mean you’re not giving enough credit to what the original baseline was?
“If you got a 22% tip included in your service, I mean, aren’t you gonna be like, ‘I’ll take my time and do whatever I want. My tip is included, man’?”
The worst part about not working at target anymore and them not hiring me back now that my mind and body are both healthy and in a good place is I can't steal snacks anymore. Having the munchies costs me so much money now. Money I don't have cuz they won't hire me back. It's a vicious cycle.
Matthew Kirkpatrick retweeted
Tonight 7:15pm
Ring worn items Mancer Mack truck commercial worn items
And brand NEW MANCER SHIRTS GET THEM BEFORE ANYONE ELSE TONIGHT ON WHATNOT
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But I get copyright struck for watching dynamite.
AEW is BACK on TWITCH!
Ahead of Blood and Guts on #AEWDynamite, Twitch creators speak with AEW Wrestlers starting at 7PM ET AND get one of the best seats in the house live ringside at 8PM ET during one of the most important nights of the year!
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Should I watch the entirety of the DPW run again? Feel like I should watch the entirety of the DPW run again.
Oh that's gonna be fire
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Matthew Kirkpatrick retweeted
- Same Champion (Liv Morgan)
- Same Ms. MITB (Tiffany Stratton)
- Same Nia/Chelsea Friendship Storyline
- Same Commentators (Joe/Barrett)
- Same Referee for the match
- Same "Dom for the save" angle
THEY LITERALLY COPY PASTED THE WHOLE SEGMENT FROM 2024. MY GOD. 😭
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Hi! I’m not attending this event, nor have I ever agreed to host cosplay at any event. Also, I’m brunette. ;) Much love to everyone in Norman, OK! Hope to see you again soon!
Like 4 people in a TikTok video, who never even said they don't actually like him, said he will probably say something corny and to keep his shirt on. No one even said anything actually negative about him. The crowd was chanting for him and chanting to take his shirt off at the show. The crowd full of Utah students. Pat's just a fucking bitch. He has a history of attacking college students already.
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Hoping for a full and healthy recovery for Lucky. Hope that Gabe match can happen again at some point as well, they were COOKIN.
“BECAUSE THE NIGHT”
a TRIBUTE to
JEFF CANNONBALL! 💜
BREAKING NEWS 🗞️
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Nicki is black, a woman, an immigrant, a rapper, a woman who uses her body for attention, and has multiple family members that are registered sex offenders that she openly supports. She is literally everything maga and the Trump admin is extremely vocally against. But Trump said he looked at a guy's ass last week so now he has to pretend he wants to fuck Nicki instead.
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TWE Saturday Night Fights presents "Hate & Jealousy".
Match Announcement:
@SCITournament finalist @JosephAgame returns to take on the "Guilty Pleasure" @Dmnstrkr!
Saturday 11/14/26
Bud Higdon TWE Arena
8PM
Tickets on sale now!
Matthew Kirkpatrick retweeted
I'll take Pat McAfee that a University of Utah student calling him 'corny' made him honestly feel uncomfortable.
I would politely ask him to consider how Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett felt when he used his show to amplify a false rumor about an 18-year-old's sex life.
People with literally no story other than "I was born" or "this happened once" shouldn't be chosen for the show. Either actually have an interesting story to work with, or be a normal person who can have a quick small interaction back and forth with the comic and not try to tell a 27 minute story that doesn't even get to your fucking shirt yet. They have to stop pulling people who live in fucking LA, genuinely.
Also the best parts of season 2 have been the comics using a shirt to go into their own short bit instead of talking to the person, BECAUSE ACTUAL STAND UP COMEDY IS BETTER THAN CROWD WORK WILL EVER FUCKING BE AND THIS IS A DUMB SHOW CONCEPT. (I like the show, but it is not comedy, it is just people talking to each other and one of them being kind of a bully lmao)