Dog Park
Joined September 2018
What the F, Omar? I turn on @SiriusXMFantasy this morning and you’re calling me “low IQ”?!?!?
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Y’all are gonna be disappointed when this scene is in the first 5 minutes of the movie with Peter’s narration over it about what he’s been up to the last 4 years.
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Entourage was really hitting its stride early in Season 3…then this guy showed up.
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Listening to the @VSiNLive football Friday invitational and some guy is taking the under in the Mich/Northwestern game because it’s going to be “cold and windy” at Wrigley. Weather forecast for Chicago today:
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Hey @grok, where are we on an extension of ACA subsidies?
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Replying to @MerriamWebster
But with enough game, you can turn a butt dial into a booty call.
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
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So let me explain this Trump’s tariff scam real quick so even your uncle who thinks Trump invented capitalism can understand. The US government slaps tariffs on China, EU, Mexico, etc. Sounds tough, right? Like “we’re making them pay!” Except… they’re not paying shit. American companies pay those tariffs. And guess what companies do when they get hit with extra costs? They raise your prices. So now everything costs more, tools, parts, food, electronics, and who’s covering the difference? You. Me. Everyone. Now here comes Josh Hawley waving a $600 rebate check like he’s Santa Claus. But that check? That’s not a gift. That’s them handing you back $600 from the $5,000 you already overpaid all year because of their dumbass tariffs. It’s like the government kicked in your door, robbed you blind, then came back later like: “Here bro, take $600, we good now?” Meanwhile they keep the rest, funnel it to lobbyists, cronies, and fake economic wins. It’s another of Trump cons on the massive scale. And MAGA will cheer because they’re too brainwashed to realize they’re being mugged with their own money.
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Gonna have to mute the term “Jell-O shots” for the next two weeks.
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As a dog owner, I hope there is a special place in hell reserved just for Ad Execs who put doorbell rings in the commercials they produce.
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Ok, wasn’t expecting Bella to crush that like she did.
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Rubio sank so far into that couch I was afraid JD Vance might fuck him.
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“Get that camera out of my fucking face”
33 seconds. 86 yards. One play. Tom and Todd (and 31 other #CircaSurvivor contestants) were THIS close to turning their Washington pick into a $150K shot at glory. The celebration was unreal. But then… the kick. Missed. And just like that, the dream was over. Welcome to #CircaSurvivor, where every play feels like a lifetime. 😅 Get ready for Season 2 of our docuseries - The Quest for $14.2 Million. 🏈💰 👉 Watch S1 for free: shorturl.at/Zdp9z
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Elon Musk probably wants to remove the block feature after he found out how many of us block him. Retweet if you have Elon Musk blocked. Like and retweet if you have Elon Musk blocked, and also block every advertiser you see.
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You better figure out a way to easily flip back and forth between multiple games.
A modern, simple way to watch: NFL Sunday Ticket is coming soon to YouTube → yt.be/3ppxT

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Johnny Avello, Director of Race and Sports Operations just said on @VSiNLive that the $dkng handle in the NY market last weekend was “unbelievable”.
Jesus @GeorgiaFootball get your act together.
The Missouri 1st down should have been 4th and 1.
Refs are handing out first Downs like candy in this game. Both teams have gotten one late without it being near to a first down.