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Positive Moi

@MMCanada1967

Positive world news because we need it. My other account is @Social_Moi. Not always as positive 😁 Read the Maddy Whitman Mystery Series!

 Edmonton, Alberta
Joined March 2026
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Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? . . . . . Because they’re really good at it.
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According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 3 days till Christmas.
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How does a penguin build a house? . . . . Igloos it together. 🐧❄️🐧
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Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer? . . . Because he liked cool music.
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Need a chuckle? Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? . . . . . Because of all the sand which is there!
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Sneaky biatch!
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Why did the man put peanut butter on the street? To go with the traffic jam.
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What do you call an old snowman? . . . . . . . Water.
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Be six again
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What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? Snow and Tell.
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We sure are 😂
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Universal Truth # 23. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans? Jeans never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
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What did the full glass say to the empty glass? . . . . . . . You look drunk
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"The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand"
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What does a house wear? A dress.
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Last night me and my hubby watched three Netflix shows back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the tv.
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be...
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What do you call someone who doesn’t like carbs? Lack-Toast Intolerant.
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Brace yourselves 🥶
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Now you know
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