a baby Billy Joel brain
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined March 2009
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There’s a deleted tweet that went something like “men only want one thing and it’s to get a good cross breeze going”. This is how I live my life.
The posts where the after photo is situated to the left of the before photo might be what finally drives me off this app
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First they came for Skill Games, and I said nothing, because I only play the quarter pusher machine.
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Thinking about time he was on the Today Show promoting his book with the stupid title and he’s like “I want to talk to the one who is called Tamron” and I remember thinking there is no reason to be this horny at this hour of the day on television, what is his deal?
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I remember this episode because George vows to never eat another piece of baklava if Webster is found safe. That is just an insane promise to make.
📺On ‘Webster,’ George and Katherine consider renting a mysterious old Victorian house filled with secret passageways and hidden rooms. When Webster discovers a secret entrance behind a trick wall, he finds himself inside a locked room the owners desperately want kept off-limits (November 1984)
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Ok, tell me you weren’t like “why is SpongeBob back there?”
NEW - NASA’s Mars rover, Perseverance, finds that Martian dust is smaller and more dangerous than previously thought, with the ultrafine particles able to stick to spacesuit materials, be carried into living areas, and bypass the human blood-brain barrier.
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Look, I’m old enough to remember the Kill Barney movement, so if you think I’m a little protective of Liberty Biberty you’re just gonna have to deal with it.
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Welcome to Blacksburg/Fancy Gap International Airport
#Hokies head coach James Franklin: “I think when you're in places like Blacksburg, Virginia… it becomes more complicated to travel than maybe some other locations because you don't have an international airport within 45 minutes of campus.”
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Chopped Unc Torture retweeted
The CDC says you can put the little pepperonis that curl around the edges over your eyelids.
