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Carolina Alum, Twisted Tea Enjoyer, Jarin Stevenson Stan

Joined March 2025
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Thank you, North Carolina.
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If you’re not libbing the fuck out right now, you’re not doing it right.
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RING THAT BELL ALL THE WAY BACK TO CHAPEL HILL 🔔
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Got that damn bell back and we gon ring until we go to sleep. Go Heels.
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I have officially entered the NCAA Transfer Portal as a graduate transfer with 2 years of eligibility remaining. RHP | Columbia University 6’3” 215 lbs FB | 97.6 2.1 Career ERA 2026 World Baseball Classic: Strikeout of Bobby Witt Jr 3.5 GPA 424-999-8755 [email protected]
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Leaving work early for a headache
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category is famous last words
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Nearly did himself a neck injury.
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as expected, North Carolina is on top of the college football world
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When I check out with $377.40 worth of groceries and the cashier asks if I want to donate a dollar for starving children nitter.gq/DetectiveSpade_/status…
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SGA potentially winning MVP instead of Jalen Johnson
matt damon potentially winning best actor instead of ryan gosling
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Christian P. is arriving with your order.
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That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december
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I'd be cautious about this reporting, even with modern medical technology it's incredibly difficult to tell the difference between a braindead person and an ordinary Republican.
NEW: High level source close to the White House tells me “Mitch McConnell is officially brain dead. He’s not coming back.”
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Michael Malone GOAT retweeted
One prominent politician who hasn't chimed in yet on the reversal of @USMNT's Folarin Balogun's 1-game suspension: Mayor Zohran Mamdani. Before the suspension was reversed, tho, Mamdani said on his "Morning Pitch" stream yesterday that Balogun was "cruelly" given a red card.
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USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium
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LFG!!!!!! THE 🤫 HAS 🛬 at the World Cup! Helluva goal there Young 🤴🏾! 🫡. GO 🇺🇸
THE @USMNT TAKES THE LEAD 🇺🇸 NOW BALOGUN CAN REALLY HIT THE @KingJames SILENCER!
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Replying to @MikeVorkunov
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Caden Glauber will take the ball whenever his team needs him to! The UNC righty becomes the 1st Division I pitcher with 10 Wins & 5 Saves this season 💪
The Tar Heels are 2-0 in Omaha 🔥 @DiamondHeels
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The team that keeps punching. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘂𝘀. OmaHeels take game 1️⃣
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