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Matt Hornick

@MNHornick

I took your mama to Yard House. I took her to Yard House. (he/him)

 Chicago currently, NYC always
Joined September 2012
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It is truly incredible how you can be running late for something and the world will be like what if we put every obstacle in your way to make you more late
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Why does Jalen Smith turn into prime Paul Milsap against the spurs?
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You can call me a loser to for a variety of reasons but just know that I have NEVER and will not EVER attend a sporting event wearing the apparel of a team that isn’t playing
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I know my dad has seen the becoming your parents commercial about ride shares but he doesn’t seem to have picked up anything from it
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pxt@paulxtNov 10
My only contribution to the indie rock discourse is that once I interviewed Stephen Malkmus and we got very sidetracked talking about baseball. Few days later he texted me the three words everyone loves to hear: “remember Scott rolen?”
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That was nice but Jameis I’m gonna need you to throw the ball
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viv is #jahealing (@4valks) profile pictureviv is #jahealing@4valksNov 7
Gabby pouring champagne over her tongue daughter or Kaitlyn shotgunning a beer son
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NYC is a country
KP *Brown Spiced* Upadhyayula (@KP11Studios) profile pictureKP *Brown Spiced* Upadhyayula@KP11StudiosNov 6
To Racists & Ignorant people: NYC is a city, not a country, so the appropriate suffix should be -abad or -pur, not -stan. As in: - Mamdanapur or Mamdanabad - Ramanapur or Ramanabad
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Image from Star Wars Antifa (@starwarsantifa)
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Every strokes song has a killers song just a few spots in front of it don’t think I don’t know what you’re doing @RollingStone
Matt Hornick (@MNHornick) profile pictureMatt Hornick@MNHornickNov 6
Rolling stone putting reptilia as the 138th best rock song of the 2000s is offensive to me
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Rolling stone putting reptilia as the 138th best rock song of the 2000s is offensive to me
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Lish, Rhyne, and JC in the same team is unserious
Emmy Spersrud (@emmykspersrud) profile pictureEmmy Spersrud@emmykspersrudNov 5
🚨2027 UNRIVALED ROSTERS👑 here’s your first look at the players going to battle with each other this offseason! let’s hear some initial thoughts!? ⬇️🗣️ which squad is your (too early) winner pick? 🫣
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When I was canvassing for Zohran a woman answered her door while listening to a free press podcast and then spent 15 minutes explaining to my partner and me why we were giving our time to the wrong candidate. I wonder how she’s doing now
Joe Wrote (@joewrote) profile pictureJoe Wrote
@joewroteNov 5
Free Press reporter @Olivia_Reingold misreported her own fake AI image. Paramount paid $150 million for this.
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wemby libbed out crazy
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Comets commercial during the rockets game 🤮🤮
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This reads like a back luck Brian meme from 2012 we couldn’t be more back
Ross Bolen (@WRBolen) profile pictureRoss Bolen
@WRBolenNov 4
Elon Musk and Joe Rogan moved to Texas to escape liberal California and inadvertently turned Texas blue for the first time in 30 years 😂
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I don’t know how you can say this when it worked literally two years ago
brandon (@whybuddypregnan) profile picturebrandon@whybuddypregnanNov 4
im shocked the Keep The 6 Trans Kids Out Of High School Sports party is underperforming
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The biggest mistake Dems can make in the next two years is deluding themselves into believing that this was an embrace of the party, and not a rejection of Trump and MAGA governance. Voters are screaming at you the point by point list of what they want.
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A guy I work with just referred to Brook Lopez as “they” we are so back
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David Klion@DavidKlionNov 4
The big lesson of the Biden years is that you have to prosecute these people. You can’t just move on. You need to make the next generation of grifters and hate mongers scared for their lives.
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