Male Pattern Badass

I'm back from my blog sabbatical. http://www.malepatternbadass.com/

Thought the use of the word "turd" was particularly classy tonight on News channel 4.

Announcing The Male Pattern Badass Backyard Film Series® Vol. 2 http://www.malepatternbadass.com

This one goes out to the Kennedy Family. http://www.malepatternbadass.com/

Eat what I eat. http://www.malepatternbadass.com/

Undercurrent. http://www.malepatternbadass.com/

I love OETA's logo and it's refusal to change.

My sworn enemy Charles Osgood and I will dual on the morrow.

Drinky Crow. http://www.malepatternbadass.com/

Dirty Mind Friday. http://www.malepatternbadass.com/

Tonight's Big Truck Tacos made up for a pathetic attempt at homemade pizza last night. Bread flour? who in the hell has heard of bread flour

Introducing The Official Male Pattern Badass Fantasy Football League.® http://bit.ly/48cBY

The Male Pattern Badass Backyard Film Series® kicks off this Saturday night with Putney Swope. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064855/

I'm currently being 4-warned.

You win this round Osgood.

Did you know that the Male Pattern Badass Jam of the Day has been know to spontaneously cure rickets? http://www.malepatternbadass.com/

EXPRESS YOUR YOUTHFUL INDEPENDENCE AND DISDAIN FOR AUTHORITY WITH YOUR OWN UNIQUE BRAND OF ENZYME MODIFIED EGG YOLKS.

Friday jam for the party people. http://www.malepatternbadass.com/

SHARK WEEK!

Nazi and Leprechaun http://www.malepatternbadass.com/