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Noble. Prize winner.

Planet Claire
Joined August 2019
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Fucking hell, granddad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ nitter.gq/HazelAppleyard/status/…
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This is so incredibly sweet, so human, so close to how we react and act as a child and mother.
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I literally spit my drink out on that first one. πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
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ON THIS DAY, The Greatest Xmas Tweet ever in history. WYKYK.
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I can’t handle the Truth Social post from Trump about Rob Reiner
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Make sure you practice those dance moves before hitting the floor
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To all the companies who put stickers on their products. Put peelable stickers on your products. Thank you, From everyone in the known universe.
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So tell me again how Nigel Farage, who just took the largest ever political donation, from a Tory mega-donor, and another donation from the Viscountess wife of the non-dom owner of the Daily Mail, is planning to "take on the establishment"
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πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Laughed too much at this πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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There was no "Emergency" situation with crime in DC. This stunt got a 20 year old young woman killed. It. Got. A. Woman. Killed.
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I’m old enough to remember a time when if a man was openly sexually interested in 12 year old girls he could expect every man in his town to hunt him down like a werewolf instead of subscribing to his podcast
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Let's see how much shit I get in my mentions for this one.
Hard not to be frustrated at Lewis Hamilton's form at Ferrari - Which led to an interesting theory from @DreHarrison101... #F1
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This was the Daily Mail’s 2016 take on Britain trapped in the EU and gazing at the freedom and prosperity outside.
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Every creature needs a hug, sometimes
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Little British boy packs his lunch. He’s so articulate 😊😊
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Two people were injured today when a column collapsed during the dismantling of the Snezhkom ski resort in Krasnogorsk, Russia. Several vehicles were damaged, and authorities have opened a criminal investigation. The complex ceased operations in late 2021 after failing multiple safety inspections. Structural examinations revealed soil subsidence and deviations in load-bearing elements.
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"This next song is about treachery and disloyalty and it's called 'Why Can I See The Bottom of My Bowl, Woman'"
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Not everyone knows how huge Brazil really is [🎞️ geo.bytes]
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