There's really nothing to talk about. The Sephora Beauty Event is on right now but that's really it. Oh, I saw Fred Armisten at O'Hare a couple weeks ago. He had a clayface but come on, don't be mean.
If I was barren, I think I'd be very good at accepting a coke whore's fertility because I've never had a trick or treater, but I enjoy seeing you with yours
A very early memory is sitting curled up in the crook of my dad's knees reading a book while he watched TV on the couch and him telling me to stop reading and watch TV with him and us both realizing how funny that request was from a father at the same time.
Blind Item #17: America's favorite homicidal producer still has his A/C units up in his windows
We never called them "rednecks" growing up at all. Rednecks were southerners. Ours were "hicks" and "woodchucks" but you don't hear them called that anymore.
POV: You are a podcaster in the Online Knitting Community and you start talking about a "self-drafted pattern you've been working on"
I hate that they made Chrissy Teigan's dad be so cute. He wears a fisherman's vest all the time and reviews chicken pot pies that you can find in your grocer's freezer
He likes the Marie Collander one best :(
These demons will stop at nothing to tug on our heartstrings!
Vermont's new governor is probably going to be a half Malaysian woman but she wants to keep all the small schools open but also her forearms are Very Hairy & Democratic
She's up against Phil Scott who raced us to #1 in Covid Compliance in the Entire USA
Voting for turds < -/->
