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And on the Eighth day…!

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Joined January 2009
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Law Society of Kenya (LSK) Toll Free Line 0800720434
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Doggo definitely knows that Daddy is rich It's the confidence for me 😎😁
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The heavy rain has woken me.
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Replying to @DamonMacWilson
Kenyans are not safe in Kenya. East Africans are not safe in Kenya. Stop coming here for the time being. Kenya is under reconstruction. We're fixing the problem. Come back in 2028. We'll have cool water for you to drink, and a mound of ugali for you to eat.
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Replying to @KenyaAirways @OfficialKQCargo
Kenya is funny. We export cows so that we can milk buffaloes 😂
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TMZ
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Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…

Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies

President Trump brutally raped a former Miss Switzerland beauty pageant contestant at New York's Plaza Hotel in 1993 ... at least according to the accuser's account to Congress ... but Trump says...

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The hardest pill i had to swallow this year was realizing that you can feel completely alone, be at your lowest, and the world will still keep moving. People will move on. Life will go on. And somehow, you’ll have to find the strength to stand back up. Because at the end of the day, the only person who can truly save you is yourself.
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Ruto will not be reelected.
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A stable, well-paying job with career progression. 🙏🏽
Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
@MrMekzy_Oct 25
What do you want for Christmas?
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Excuse me?! It’s like the whole world is regressing. Mimi when I was growing up sexiest men alive were kina George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Brad Pit, sasa hawa heh!
Pop Crave
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Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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Retweeting a video before umalize kusikia alafu you have to unretweet 🤣🤣🤣🤣 anyway, she’s saying some very important things.
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One thing I love about the Bible is that God didn't hide the messy parts of people's stories. Even the people He used had struggles.
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ThandaM@ThandaM2Oct 26
Do you guys remember when a TV guide used to be printed in the newspaper and magazines?
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Having tested both short and long-distance relationships. I highly recommend we focus on Making Sifuna the 6th president, 2027
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I'm only at work for the money. Like the second I clock out, y'all don't know me.
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Mungu atusaidie.
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Bungoma, Transnzoia, Busia and Kakamega have never been this united under one political leader, even Raila never achieved it. 2027 anaenda 0800 Hours.
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Good to see some of the reactions to Serbia and Brazil: that it takes dedicated organising to win an election. What will it take to change a system? To fix an economy? To challenge a deeply unfair global (dis)order? To renew a social commitment to the values Kenyans agreed represent them? Just as important, who will it take beyond politicians for this to happen? Kenya is in an argument between its past and its future - how it goes depends on who shows up to argue.
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Kenya lifted its logging ban in July 2023, promising only “mature trees” in plantations would be cut. Two years on, look at how many forests are being felled.
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Na bado ananikalia wale wababa wa ushago husimama kwa maduka jioni.
Tete🇦🇺@Kev_Ngeno18h
1. ​Stefano Ricci Silk/Cotton Knit Printed Polo t-shirt - 210K ​2. Matted Crocodile Leather Belt with Octagonal Gold SR Buckle- 450K ​3. Tailored Cotton/Silk Chinos / Trousers - 150K ​4. ​Embossed Calfskin Leather Loafers - 250K ​5. ​Rolex - 5 Million. Total cost is 6.5M+
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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHILD? A young boy was found cycling along the middle of the highway near Witeithie. He appears to have special needs and is unable to communicate clearly, making it difficult to establish his identity or where he comes from. He and his bicycle are currently at Witeithie Police Station. If you know him you can notify his parents/guardians to pick him up at Witeithie Police Station.
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Bonvee
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Traffic on standstill after University of Nairobi students started demonstrating over the prolonged lectures strike
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