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Father, Husband, Alien... Wait, not that last one https://nitter.gq/t.co/RTIjyxinMQ

Joined March 2009
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People need to stop playing with me. I quit school because of recess.
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Kansas has a Democratic senator. The last time this happened, the Wizard of Oz hadn't even come out yet
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The last time Kansas elected a Democratic Senator, Herbert Hoover was president, Babe Ruth was playing for the Yankees, and Elvis hadn’t been born.
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Thank you, Kansas. Thank you for your faith in me and for the opportunity to fight for you in Washington. You'll hear more from me soon. – AH
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You know...
Don't drink the champagne we have saved for that other thing!
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scrolling without doom is so fun
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First democratic senator elected in kansas in almost 100 years. This doesn't feel real...
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W EM!
Eminem has allowed Abdul-El-Sayed's campaign to use his classic, “Not Afraid” in a new ad. #Michigan
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I just wish Charlie Kirk was here to see this
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I hope Nicki Minaj has a horrible fuckn day
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The world waits as the US sits an IQ test.
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Trump is about 3 hours away from telling Americans he will suck their dick to vote for his AIPAC sponsored candidates.
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Care to celebrate with a cardboard addict? Birthday vibes over on the purple app now! 🔗⬇️
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Time for regular depression to clock out and my festive seasonal depression to clock in...
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New video is up on my MTG channel! If you missed the stream, see how I decide on my commander for our Wednesday night games with my "2 pack challenge" [Link Below]
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WOAH! We're back with a new surprise for the channel as well as cards, reviewing the Ghalta Foundations precon + Marvel Snap Now happening on the purple app! 🔗⬇️
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It’s a brand new week and not only do we have some great plans but we’ve got a new surprise to show y’all TONIGHT! I’ll see you at our usual 8pm time tonight for some cards and good times 🔥
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SCHEDULE ~ Oct 19 - 23 🍄 Welcome to Elderfield | Tuesday 1PM CST 🍄 [DROPS ON] Haunted by Daylight | Thursday 7PM CST 🍄 The Beginner's Guide to Contacting a Cryptid - Horror Narration Drop | Friday 8AM CST
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SHUT THE HELL UP LMAOOOOOOOO
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