Peabody, Massachusetts
Joined October 2010
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Gamestonk!!
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Obama just met with Chinese President Xi Jinping. Obama asked China to stop spying on America. Then Jinping said, “You first.” #fallonmono
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Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to buy any dildos, you made your choice so deal with it.
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Texts: Oh = Stop talking to me. K = Im done talking. Whatever = Screw you. Fine = Screw it. I guess = I dont really give a damn
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A girl who continues to talk to her ex while she's "talking" to you. #UnDateable
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After you've hooked up with two girls in a night, it's just a game to see how many more you can get.
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“Hey” , “Hey” , “How r u” , “ Good u” , “Good”, “What r u doing”, “nothing u” , “nothing”, Retweet if you hate these convos.
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Life is just like a penis: Simple, relaxed and hanging freely. It's the women who make it hard.
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Mitt Romney says he’d create jobs in America, but his record says the opposite: OFA.BO/641hjW
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If steroids are illegal for athletes, then Photoshop should be illegal for models.
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Wingsday Wednesday!!! 25¢ Jumbo Wings - 50¢ Fingers 3pm-10pm, thennnn Karaoke tonight!
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Adding "and shit" to the end of a sentence just to make it sound cooler and shit.
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Gas prices damn near 6 dollars a gallon. If you expect me to come over, I'm expecting some head.
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Blowjobs not only feel good, they burn 160 calories for our lady. How can a sane girl say no?
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It’s being reported that the richest man in the world right now is a Mexican billionaire. His name? Mitt Romniguez.
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From The movie TITANIC. "I'll never let you go, Jack. I promise." *Lets go of Jack's hand, he sinks and dies.* #BitchesAlwaysLie