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Mack Gordon

@MackPenn

Professional potato chip mixologist. Clouds are beneath me. All around chill guy tryna share w/ the world.

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(616): Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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@KTLA27 Jan 2018
Jury convicts Louisiana man in fatal shooting of former USC football and NFL player Joe McKnight on.ktla.com/jEeMJ
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@KTLA26 Jan 2018
Former Disney Star Adam Hicks Arrested in Connection With 4 Armed Robberies in Burbank bit.ly/2DDy65B
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Game Changer: Atlanta Falcons, Atlanta United find that fans spent more money even though they had the lowest concession prices in American pro sports es.pn/2ncw2dT
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The #sixers hold opponents to 56.3% on shots inside 6', which is more than 5% lower than average, the best in the league. I wonder if there's anyone you can attribute that to. 🤔
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Wait, a "Murphy Brown" reboot? That's crazy. That show was from a very, very different era, back when the vice president of the United States was a vapid, regressive conservative from Indiana.
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She almost shook her hand to get the filth off. Lmao nitter.gq/abcpolitics/status/956…
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@ABCPolitics25 Jan 2018
Pres. Trump and UK Prime Minister Theresa May shake hands at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. abcn.ws/2E8Eenu
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@RealCJ10 Humbled by your achievements. Thrilled for you, son. Enjoy your day. You earned it!
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If it doesn't involve harassing black and brown people, don't expect American police to help you with ANYTHING.
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If you somehow didn't know already, listening to and reading true crime stories shows you how useless and incompetent American police are.
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Craig's VCR@Craigs_VCR24 Jan 2018
Our money still has slave owners on it. You will be okay Josh. nitter.gq/mrjoshz/status/9561963…
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Rodger Sherman@rodger23 Jan 2018
my new favorite NFL Draft thing is "Josh Allen is actually so good that it's functionally impossible for other humans to play alongside him"
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Palantir P@DrunkUncleP23 Jan 2018
Smh a fuckin thread nitter.gq/justin_fenton/status/9…
Justin Fenton (@justin_fenton) profile pictureJustin Fenton@justin_fenton23 Jan 2018
Crazy testimony in federal court just now by former Detective Maurice Ward, outlining illegal tactics used by Gun Trace Task Force Officers ...
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$12 per month for a checking account? Some math: If you have $1,000 in the account, $12 is 1.2% of it—per month. Multiply by 12 months: people without much money are charged an annual rate of 14.4% for the bank to hold their money and process checks. nitter.gq/laura_nelson/status/95…
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@laura_nelson22 Jan 2018
Bank of America will charge low-income customers $12 per month for their checking accounts unless they have a $1,500 account balance or monthly direct deposits of at least $250: wsj.com/articles/bankofameri…
Bank of America: No More Free Checking for Customers With Low Balances

Bank of America: No More Free Checking for Customers With Low Balances

Bank of America has eliminated a free checking account popular with some lower-income customers, requiring them to keep more money at the bank to avoid a monthly fee.

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FOX 29@FOX29philly22 Jan 2018
Someone rode a dune buggy up the Rocky steps because @Eagles bit.ly/2F2ICDz 📹: @jewjon
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BWT@TOSHPOINTBRO22 Jan 2018
WE FUCKING OUT HERE EAGLES BABY HAD TO THROW ON THE 15 THOUSAND DOLLAR JACOB FOR CARSON N MY MAIN SLIME JESUS H CHRIST THATS WHAT IT IS U ALREADY KNOW THE DEAL I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YELLIN AT THE TV SINCE 86
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sb@addyebeans22 Jan 2018
Obviously not getting any sleep tonight
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Matt Gelb@MattGelb22 Jan 2018
The grease didn’t work.
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Now comes the time in the night where we must warn everyone about the dangers of Saturated Fats. Cheers for #Foles! Jeers for #Poles! It's a long way down, baby. Celebrate responsibly!
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Ian Begley
@IanBegley18 Jan 2018
Media and fans voted Joel Embiid over Kristaps Porzingis. Players voted Kristaps Porzingis ahead of Embiid.
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