
They got me again; @johncusack; I used to be a big deal; friendly and approachable.
Joined December 2020
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Those made in China stickers are manufactured by the DEVIL and that’s why they’re so hard to peel off
Get complimented on my curls all the time. First time I can tag one to straight hair. A GOOD HAIR DAY
Residential non English speaker at work jumped through language hurdles to compliment my hair. Girls, it really just takes time and a little suffering
Middle aged efedder: Sorry I’ve been gone, I know I owe people a few things and I will get to it!! Love you guys
Efedding: *void noises and screams of the damned echoing through the abyss*
Put castor oil on your lashes before bed because any other time of the day is hashtag not cool hashtag terrible hashtag medieval suffering








