Madan Chikna | Global Humour & Relatable Life. 🌍 Capturing the world’s funniest moments through a Desi lens | Cricket | Bollywood Founder- @aksharcreative

Mumbai
Joined August 2009
Walk to office → Luxury car comes flying → dead Take an auto → pothole said “welcome” → auto flips → dead Ride a bike → road rage + ego issues → dead Buy a car to avoid all this → slab falls from construction site → dead Stay at home, do WFH → drinks contaminated water → dead Government safety measures: "Tum tumhara dekh lo, bas tax time pe dete rehna"
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Pure Goosebumps.... The Entry of ANJANEYA ♥♥ #SmitMachchar
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When you pay at WESTSIDE from your credit card they charge Rs. 49 extra because you are paying from credit card! Then for a stupid paper bag they charge you again… WHAT IS HAPPENING? Ye 49 wala kab se chalu hua?
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People's reaction when a certain CM's wife sings:
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unicorns exist
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Udhar bhi internet free hai kya?
Ayeza Khan clears 100 Aishwarya Rais for breakfast, completely effortlessly. ✨
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A 19 year old from Bihar is running nearly 50 km every day to visit all 12 Jyotirlingas after his mother recovered from illness .🙏❤️ Har Har Mahadev 🙏 ✨
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🚨 OH MY WORLD ! 🤯🤯🤯 THIS IS HUUUUUUUUGEEEE,🔥🔥 THIS IS MAAASSSSSSIVEEE,🔥🔥 18-YEAR OLD,🇮🇳 INDIA'S ANAHAT SINGH HAS DOWNED TOP-SEED LEGENDARY NOUR ELSHERBINI 🇪🇬 WR 15 Anahat DOMINATED WR 3 Nour Elsherbini as she beat her 3-0 to enter QFs of Chicago Open (PSA Gold Level Event) 11-8, 11-8, 11-7 WE ALL BOW DOWN TO YOU, THE QUEEEEN 👑👑👑👑 WHAT A PLAYYAAAAA !
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Bichari Maggi lene jaa rahi thi
Italian police use a water cannon against a young girl dressed in red who had joined a group of far-left rioters in Bologna. The water cannon sent her flying
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1 million years from now, the Somalian tectonic plate is going to collide with the Indian tectonic plate. That collision will create an equally high mountain range like the Himalaya on the western coast. Imagine being the first Somalian to trek up till Pune, only to see Hinjawadi metro still not inaugurated.
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My stock after I purchased it during the dip.
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Why is a marathon exactly 42.195 km instead of 40 or 45 km? Who came up with that extra 2.195 km?
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For VinFast, scaling up means keeping quality at every step. From Vietnamese expertise to training local talent in India. Building a skilled workforce through collaboration in Tamil Nadu. Driving growth with a focus on quality and innovation. #VinFast #MakeInIndia #EVIndia #ElectricVehicles #FutureOfMobility
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Me after signing the Life Insurance.
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As per the ritual, Happy Dussehra
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Greenhouses can protect crops, but they can also cost around ₹3 lakh and take up significant space - a challenge for small farms. Kheyti’s solution? A greenhouse that needs just 1/16th of an acre and costs under ₹1 lakh.
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The Jio IPO is ~8% bigger than Hyundai India's ₹27,859 cr issue from 2024, the previous record. And its anchor round came in 30x+. Records on records.
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Tesla car in Dhamaal 🤣🎬
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The Falguni Pathak event at Jio World Convention Centre is a total hotchpotch. Those who live in Mumbai know what I’m talking about. We were 25 people who went on Friday to celebrate my mom’s birthday , We are all Hardcore Garba Players. Passes cost around ₹3,500 each, yet we arrived an hour before Falguni started and couldn’t find even a small place to play. Groups had arrived 3 hours early and blocked spaces. The worst part? For every 10 people playing, 15 more were guarding their circle. Even after requesting almost everyone, no one moved an inch. The real issue isn’t these people. It’s the companies selling these passes — TribeVibe and BookMyShow. When we complained to Jio officials, they said they were fed up with managing the crowd. Yet, even when the venue was jam-packed, passes were still being sold! There has to be some humanity. The crowd was so much that even areas near the bathrooms were packed with people playing. This isn’t just my observation. Countless people are facing the same situation. I hope this reaches Falguni Pathak, Jio, TribeVibe and BookMyShow and they plan a better navratri next year.
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#vdhm Dear Garmin, that 1:38 prediction was a little below the belt. Settled it at 1:31 today. 😉 Next time, check the bib before making predictions. When a fauji gets his own NDA number to run with, he’s bound to take it personally. 😁 Congratulations to all the finishers!!🫡
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A fan waiting outside the football ground was reportedly hit by a bullet allegedly fired in the direction of #TigerShroff. He was subsequently rushed to the hospital for treatment.
Scenes from the venue after the assailants fled following the firing at #TigerShroff’s car. A paparazzo captured the entire incident on video and explains what unfolded at the spot.
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