I count things. And balance stuff. All day. #wareagle
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My sweet baby boy turns 1 year old tomorrow. I’m in awe of how amazing this year has been and with how wonderful he is.
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A 50-year-old, 4’9” Filipino charge nurse in Looney Tunes scrubs is going to humble the hell out of one of these kids on their first day and it will be hilarious
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to be depressed when it’s sunny and warm outside is actually so brave and also cutting edge of me
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The northeast brain can’t comprehend that:
1. Yes these guys dress like dweebs
2. Every one of these guys will marry an 8+
A Tri-Delt from Auburn does NOT care that you get $175k in RSU at Meta
She WILL marry Tanner Penningford III who makes $75k at SunTrust in Tuscaloosa
Still pregnant. They think I might go all the way to my due date with this gigantic baby inside me. Two and a half weeks left to go.
Still pregnant. Just waddling around. Apparently being 6 ft tall means me being miserable with a giant baby is okay, cause at least I’m not 5 ft tall with a giant baby.
A lady I’ve only met three times rubbed my belly at Christmas (I hate this part of pregnancy) and I didn’t have the heart to tell her that was my belly from the chicken and not the baby she was rubbing.
My brother in law has been here less than 12 hours and I’ve already found my dog in his bed and refusing to hang out with me. 🙄
Today’s theme for work: “Your incompetency and procrastination does not warrant an emergency on my part.”
LOL to getting heckled about having a baby this weekend. They said that shit right in front of Tulip, like she didn’t even matter.
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me: 'this free donut for getting vaccinated is pretty amazing'
governor dewine:
Got stuck in a bar in New Orleans while a storm came through. Such an eccentric group of locals in there, but all super kind. Also Turtle Bay on Decatur St has the best pizza fries a drunk girl could dream of.
One day post second Pfizer vaccine. I feel like shit. Body aches, chills, low energy. I’m already in bed. All worth it, but hoping tomorrow is better.
No, you checked the cameras at the doggy daycare not even 5 minutes after you and your husband dropped her off.
If you are going to use Facebook as your means to promote an event for your company, please at least know how to actually USE Facebook.
