NYer...Gen Xer. Go Blue! 〽️Neocon in the streets, libertarian in the sheets...Your Mom pays for my Twitter. Bean aficionado 🫘

In your walls
Joined November 2015
Good thing someone thought of “bullpen”. Imagine if we called it the “pony corral.”
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Sushi for 2 with the daughter.
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You can’t be a whore who works for free. That is merely a slut.
如果你连你妈是个全街区可以免费操的臭婊子而你是个生父身份未知的杂种都承认不了,你还能有什么客观性呢
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Paul McCartney composing Temporary Secretary
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The Chinese reaction to Mbappe mocking Mao is hilarious. How insecure and thin skinned do you have to be to be offended by an offhand comment of a football player to a dead dictator?
绝不允许任何人侮辱我们中国已故伟大领袖!拿着中国市场带来的红利,却做出伤害中国人民感情的事。吃中国饭,砸中国锅,姆巴佩,你不配得到中国球迷的尊重!
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毛泽东是一个独裁者。 history.howstuffworks.com/historical-fig…
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Only in New York!
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Happy international black cat day!
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This is what happens when you shill for China, you get praise, opportunity, money and the support of the Nationalists. However you cannot have an opinion or even jokingly call the worst mass murderer in history a dictator or you'll be erased, blacklisted, harassed and attacked. China is an insecure Child of a country
上海徐家汇地铁站,广告上姆巴佩的脸被遮挡住。
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hoje é o dia da conscientização do gato preto 🐈‍⬛🖤
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This game is like Dragline beating Cool Hand Luke in the prison yard.
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Many are saying
Replying to @MagnificoIX
approaching dangerous levels of retardation here MagnificoIX!
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This man, Jonathan D. Miller, a state senate candidate in NC is currently posting updates while running from the cops. It appears he intends to engage them in an armed conflict to end his life. Praying he surrenders peacefully and gets the help he needs, but we need to have a talk about the legitimacy of The Libertarian Party. Pretending these types of candidates are serious options is an insult to voters. Asinine. Ridiculous. Absurd. So when I say they’re not even trying to make themselves a viable and electable third party, THIS is exactly what I mean.
Replying to @JDM4NC
I've got six shots and the high ground. I hope they don't find me, but if they do it's going to be a hell of a show.
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We don’t really appreciate yet how we are on the cusp of enormous pharmaceutical breakthroughs that will help people—even the ones we despise—live much longer.
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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That’s no excuse. Gary Numan and Brian Eno and others were making good synth music before this. Paul McCartney farting around isn’t really experimenting.
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Paul was experimenting, and played all of the instruments on this album by himself. Anyone who’s against experimenting with sounds is not a proper music fan
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People are reappraising this song. They should not. It is obviously terrible. It is just Paul McCartney playing with equipment.
re-listening to mccartney 2 and whew this is still a hit im sorry
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Don’t you hate in the middle of the night when you reach over for water, but you accidentally grab your nightstand gravy cup?
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that's hard to miss 🙏
🔥 LMFAO! President Trump just gave a shoutout to NICKI MINAJ'S ASS at his Michigan rally "By the way, I looked at one HELL of a BEAUTIFUL ASS before — NICKI MINAJ! That's HARD to miss!" "STAND UP! That's hard to MISS!" I did NOT see this coming, despite her being in the audience 🤣
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