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HECTORKE

@Magudhaland
 Hurlingham, Nairobi
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Joined February 2026
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Shit fanta Dialo but he's Facing Chelsea
Kwame (@KwameA__B) profile pictureKwame@KwameA__B14h
Amad Diallo, 24 years old, on 120k a week, is about to go 12 months without scoring a goal for Manchester United. But hey, what do I know 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Imagine FT without Hater Central
Hater Central (@TheHateCentral2) profile pictureHater Central
@TheHateCentral24h
The Ballon d’Ont ceremony has been postponed until further notice after Liam Delap missed his flight. 🟡 Will keep you updated. #BallonDont
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₲₳Đ₳₣ł (@lazer_28r) profile picture
₲₳Đ₳₣ł@lazer_28r6h
Ugly broke unambitious nigga with a face only a mother could love, ndio narudi kejani after a long day ya kutumiwa vibaya na foreman , taxin nimeunda hainikubali kupitia kwa mlango mangai...
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CIA Antoh@Antohny_gb6h
Naona uliweka swipe feature
Rema (@remasidney) profile pictureRema
@remasidney7h
Aluta is burning tonight. Starting with DJ @mbiti_mwondi to several other amazing live shows!
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Sieet. Jaba imeanza kuitisha stripper na mamaz wa kwangu ako kwa nyumba. Nikama nitatoka apa kwa baite before nifanye ile kitu.
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B!TTERFLY™@betaflyy7h
Sasa tugongeshe vichwa kwa ukuta ama?
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True Zest (@Iamutuku) profile pictureTrue Zest@Iamutuku8h
Najua haiwahusu lakini leo nimepanda escalator
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B!TTERFLY™@betaflyy6h
Lakini dem yako kupewa velo kitu ya 20 ndio adinywe hurts more kuliko mimi mwenye nilidinyiwa na fundi wa simu
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Josefu@KiembeniKE8h
Comrades start to head to the university, strike is over!!
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Siet Hii siku nani alikuwa na logins
William Samoei Ruto, PhD (@WilliamsRuto) profile pictureWilliam Samoei Ruto, PhD
@WilliamsRuto13 Sep 2022
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Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot6h
'yani uliona helb haikutoshi ukachukua fafsa fund'
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Tilil 
@Tilil_177h
Sai kila dem ako na pressure ya kununua wig, ata hawajali shape ya kichwa.
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GREAT_KOFFIE@G_Koffie00114h
Hon. Caleb Amisi questions the government's priorities in bringing Bayern Munich vs Ajax to Kenya while local clubs struggle for support. 🇰🇪 Our football deserves investment, too! Let's empower local clubs, nurture Kenyan talent, and build our own football industry. #PM
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GREAT_KOFFIE@G_Koffie00114h
Amesema Ruto must go
Kimaiyo. (@Kimaiyo) profile pictureKimaiyo.
@Kimaiyo14h
Kwani sifuna amesema nini?
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GREAT_KOFFIE@G_Koffie0016h
Kyliean Nyakio hachukui calls 😭
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Mzee Kobe 🐝
@mzee_ki18h
LINDA MWANANCHI MOVEMENT. 🔵 ⚪
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Mzee Kobe 🐝
@mzee_ki17h
Kumbe "Ni God mazeh" hukua FAFSA! Frauds everywhere. Hii taon utajipata ni wewe tu unawork hard to earn clean coins for survival.
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Mzee Kobe 🐝
@mzee_ki12h
We have a big stadium, Bayern Munich and Ajax are going to launch it soon. Who cares about inflation rates.
Moe (@moneyacademyKE) profile pictureMoe
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Kenya’s inflation rate has gone up to 7.3% in October 2026, from 6.8% in September. This is the highest inflation rate since 2023.
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Mzee Kobe 🐝
@mzee_ki6h
Wanadamu ni watu wa ajabu sana, sasa unapea someone's daughter heavenly strokes na bado anaji DJ in the process. What kind of insatiability is this!
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Niko fertile amesema ako pregnant
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Home girl wangu amegongewa
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