@MajorDst

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Joined August 2023
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What is going on is you may want to check in on your Falcons franchise. They had a rough few days.
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NFL
@NFL14h
WHAT IS GOING ON??
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Big fan of the Flapslack Show. Highly recommend checking out this page. Innovative and really FN funny. Give him some love. Appreciate you!
The Flapslack Show
@flapslack21h
My original video got banned on TikTok and YouTube 🤣 Let's see if X actually distributes this edit this time. Warning: Bikini girl in it. Dono what is safe or not safe for work anymore... I like boobs.
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Best press briefing ever! My vote is for Gunther.
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Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEaglemanOct 22
I think I’ve finally found my calling in life. White House press secretary. Can you imagine the looks on the faces of CNN and MSNBC when I walk into that briefing room? I’d have more fun answering their questions than they would asking them. President Trump, where do I send my résumé? 😂
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The Atlanta Falcons marketing team walking into work today.
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Department of Distraction
@MajorDst21h
Falcons unveil their new throwback logo… Nobody asked how far back. 🇩🇪🍺🏈💀
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🚨 FALCONS NEW LOGO CRASHES AND BURNS! 🔥💀 For once, Atlanta’s damage control team is cleaning up after the marketing department instead of the players. 😂
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💀 Falcons’ throwback logo looks like a German beer label! 🍺 Atlanta didn’t RISE UP… they raised a STEIN! Hasselhoff at halftime. 😂🏈 🎬 @MajorDst x @Network_Guy8 #Falcons
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Our hero.
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Dear @DavidHasselhoff, apologies in advance. We joke because we love you!
Department of Distraction
@MajorDst14h
💀 Falcons’ throwback logo looks like a German beer label! 🍺 Atlanta didn’t RISE UP… they raised a STEIN! Hasselhoff at halftime. 😂🏈 🎬 @MajorDst x @Network_Guy8 #Falcons
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Thhhhhis👇
Liz Roberts
@CoopandKCmom17h
BREAKING: Mike Tyson has been appointed White House Press Secretary. 🥊🇺🇸 Reporters will now have one questions max before the briefing turns into a weigh-in. “Mr. Tyson, can you explain the administration’s position on the economy?” “Everybody gets a piece of the pie. Next question.” CNN just announced they’re switching to email. @MikeTyson Created with @AIMemeCreator
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Thank you @Network_Guy8 for the creative assist on this.
Department of Distraction
@MajorDst21h
Falcons unveil their new throwback logo… Nobody asked how far back. 🇩🇪🍺🏈💀
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Thank you for including me in your show.
Robin Tzi
@rdejay20h
𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗡 𝗧𝗢 𝗬𝗢𝗨? Voices of the Movement, Day 12 October 22, 2026 | 12 DAYS UNTIL ELECTION DAY Today we hear from Major. In his own words: "To me, this election is about more than politics. It's about integrity, honor, and whether we're willing to stand by the principles we claim to believe in." Every day until November 3, we're sharing the voices of the people who will decide this election. If you're interested in sharing why this election is important to you and would like to tell that in a video, drop it in my DM. 📩
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There is always one that stands out.
🖤🥀𝔘𝔯 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔇𝔬𝔭𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢🥀🖤
@MarieJuana698520h
Everyone's TL rn.... And then there's me 🤣
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Falcons unveil their new throwback logo… Nobody asked how far back. 🇩🇪🍺🏈💀
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Department of Distraction retweeted
Liz Roberts
@CoopandKCmomOct 22
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @The_Guv! 🇬🇧 Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Survive another year of absolute chaos, savage memes, questionable decisions, and glorious Social Havoc! Keep raising hell, making us laugh, and giving the algorithms nightmares! Cheers to you, Guv! Created with @AIMemeCreator
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You rocked the beer isle!
B.A.D.
@B_A_D_A_BOct 22
Replying to @MajorDst @The_Guv
I liked this part... 🍺 😁
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Helped redesign the rest of the teams.
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Dr. Dingle Berry
@dingleberry2786Oct 22
This week the NFL invades Paris. The Falcons for some reason 🤔:
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Steelers House Fan Event in Paris is canceled. Paris not ready for Americans.
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@steelers better to play it safe. Good luck in Paris!
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Happy Birthday @The_Guv. You were one of my favorite cameos in this movie. Everyone give the Gov some love today. 🫡 xitter.cf/majordst/status/205777…
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Thank you for all the kind words and support!
Chad Ledger
@TheChadLedgerOct 21
Finally, a department that delivers something besides excuses. 😂🇺🇸 My friend @MajorDst runs the Department of Distraction, turning the madness into damn good parody and memes. Talented creator, solid guy, and clearly somebody who shouldn’t be left unsupervised.
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