Hayden Purpur

Peek-a-boo

I just saw an albino Turkey

Just watched Train Wreck and my stock for LeBron just went up.

I hope people think of my tweets like they would if they come across a unicorn. Rare, but beautiful. #InconsistentTweeting

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KFC has the best biscuits. Period.

My whole body hurts after playing hockey. Last time I played was 11 months ago...

Crap I've put into my body over the past 24: Monster, McDonald's Breakfast, Taco Bell, Mountain Dew, and coffee. #Health

Communicating with truckers on the highway via light flashes is so satisfying

Y... Yeah I think I saw a UFO

I might grow a mustache just to show how even I can do it better than Crosby #87GotNothing

Peyton Manning has more interceptions than Cutler through 9 games. What.

I said, "Do you love me?" And she said, "No but that's a really nice ski mask!"

Helos

1 hour and I find out. #Navy

My favorite part is the addition of "and to those who support them" nitter.gq/NHLBlackhawks/status/6…

My roommate thinks having tools to be able to change my own watch batteries and bands makes me a nerd #DIY

Second row window seat on Southwest. With a C-section ticket. What. #jackpot

Two and a half to Tampa, two and a half to San Antonio, and another two to Corpus Christi. Today is going to be a long travel day.

I should have packed warmer..