In short RG amesema mnamo tarehe kumi Agosti 2027 dawa lazima ipenye 💉😂 na kasongo akijaribu kuleta ujinga sindano itavunjikia ndani 😂
Mr 6 Months, your lies and deception can no longer fool the people of Kenya. Not a minute more, ndugu.
Yesterday, I called you out for going to cheat my cousins in the Gusii Nation. Even tomorrow, I know the lies you are going to spread. The only thing you are doing is an old script of memorizing names of villages and roads in Kisii and Nyamira. This is an old tired script you used in 2022. What a horrible playbook!
In four years, you have done nothing for them. No roads, no water, no electricity, no airport, nothing.
ZERO!
All you have are more lies and handouts. RiggyG is not a road in Kisii or Nyamira. Rigathi is not a water project. Gachagua is not an airport. The truthful man is not a rural electrification project.
I am sorry you have nothing to tell my cousins. Maybe you should re-launch the cancer hospital you have launched five times, two of them in my presence.
Leave DCP aspirants alone, or you will get another egg in the face, just like when you tried to con the widow and children of my late brother, Governor Gachagua.
I told you in advance that I would teach you real politics.
The half dose I gave you in Olkalou was just a dress rehearsal.
I am preparing the full dose to administer intravenously on 10th August 2027. You will not believe the lethargy. It will be cruel, fast and furious.
We shall apply a double Olkalou template in all 290 constituencies across the country. You will have no escape route to rig the elections, intimidate any public servant, or misuse our police service or any state agency. For your information, they are also waiting for you. Every time they look at their payslips or try to access medical care, they vow to retaliate at the ballot on 10th August 2027.
You shall vacate State House in shame and humiliation.
That is my promise to you and the country!
Adios!
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Only thing that I regret sikufanya nikiwa Campo ni kutosumbua wazazi wanitumie doh in the name of understanding their situation.
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Tulisema ujinga kama hii unaandikia nyanyako
Nyinyi ni Sifuna,sindio?
I have deliberately reserved my thoughts on Edwin Sifuna.There is, however, something about the manner in which we manufacture political heroes that I find worth interrogating.
On 25 June 2024, Sifuna stepped between police officers and protesters at Parliament, attempting to prevent officers from firing at young Kenyans. It was a significant intervention and certainly deserves acknowledgement.
But must one courageous moment become a lifetime exemption from scrutiny?
I ask because politics is not a collection of photographs. A politician must be examined in the totality of his public conduct, his political associations and the company in which he chooses to exercise power.
These are serious allegations about inducements and the senator's integrity from
the February 2026 confrontation between the Council of Governors and the Senate's County Public Accounts Committee.
Sifuna was among four senators publicly named by the governors, who accused them of intimidation, harassment and attempted extortion during oversight proceedings. Sifuna denied the allegations and challenged the governors to produce evidence.
I am not suggesting that the accusations are findings of guilt they are not.
But I do wonder why we are so quick to confer moral authority on politicians and are so reluctant to subject them to the ordinary discomfort of public accountability.
A man can stand between a policeman and a protester and still be required to answer questions about his subsequent conduct.
Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.
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We need to talk about vile luku za wanaume ni damn expensive
Kiatu 4500
Trousers 1800
Belt 450
Boxer 500
Shirt 1500
Kinyozi 600
A total of close to 10,000 on a single day na ukirudia nguo watasema we ni maskini
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All the Gusii old money iko Borabu, all the elites wako mashamba na manyumba uko zenye wanalala uko once ina year or never at all
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The word 'trillion' has featured too much on this account this week
Kenyans borrowed Sh1.16 trillion through Safaricom’s Fuliza in six months between April and September 2026, an 84% increase from Sh629 billion in the same period last year.
The number of Fuliza users also grew by 89% to 17.2 million.
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That was something for 2019 and below when life was good ,affordable and ai hadn't destroyed online hustle,sahii ukijaribu kukaa town bila kazi chances are ukue mwizi, uchizi ama urudishwe home ukiwa maiti
Mnadanganya comrades ati ukimaliza your four year course, the biggest mistake you can make is going back home. Saa hii, most comrades around these universities have been lured into Spiro Bikes with their last HELB disbursement of 4.2 or 5.2. Wanajipata kwa a hand-to-mouth struggle, zero profits, and a Spiro loan of 200K+ chasing them. At the end of the day, unapata mtu anauza hiyo bike Hali si Hali. Bora aende BOM teaching akue anaapata hiyo 17K kuliko kuhangaika na hii Taon, a friend of mine tunatafutia yeye mwenye anataka Spiro Bike yake alitoroka hii taun after endless struggles and debts left, right and center, if interested reach out 🤣🤣🤣