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I'm a 20 something mum of two lady babies just trying to find humor in every moment. I'm a pun-loving, fun-loving wife & mother and these are my mommy musings

Wisconsin, USA
Joined September 2017
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After an extremely extroverted Christmas, I’m ready to introvert so hard.
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One night, a Viking called Rudolph the Red was looking out of his window, when he suddenly said "It's going to rain". His wife asked "How do you know?" "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear." #dadjokes #christmas
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Baby-led weaning, a poem. Food on the ceiling, food on the floor. Food on the walls, and food on the door. Food literally everywhere, the house is a proper state. Food literally everywhere, but not on the fucking plate. #parenting
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Having kids is like ordering at Starbucks. It's loud, confusing, no one knows what they're doing and it's too expensive. But it's worth it.
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