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[👁️‍🗨️:] That being said, in recent light of being in a coma for a long while and life support for 24 hours…. Fuck witcha boi. Cause ima be prowlin these parts ONCE AGAIN, BABY!!!

[👁️‍🗨️:] Elon, I'll admit it...your feedback and course correction was LIGHT YEARS faster than Twitter was before you got here. But to his bots that hit me for the bull..? IM STILL ALIVE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐲 (𝐀 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 @SoaringDefender) docs.google.com/document/d/1…

“You’re not my hero anymore after showin’ me that.”

“Kickin’ ass ‘n takin’ names.”

“YOU ALREADY KNOW!! Good to see ya m’boy!! Ah-! Ah-! 𝘼𝙃-!”

“GIT IT WITH ME, BRO, WE GOTTA STRETCH BEFORE WE GET DOWN! “𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘊𝘏! 𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘊𝘏! 𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘊𝘏..!”

“Ooga booga, where THE LADIES at?!”

Bites lip and nods, extremely approvingly. “Oooh….oh shit, I know it’s real now. You said it like— aw shit, talk to me nice! I wonder what state I’m bout’a end up in this time—“ Sips the drink. Probably best to not go TOO overboard just yet— “Wwhhhhooooof.” Nuff said.

Somewhere around the 12th spray on her, he couldn’t help but to wonder where this somehow went somewhere else.

Sprays @TheBlondeCarter with a water bottle.

Me rn