Bing bang boom!

Wehehe

“By nature? Or did you train a particular flock for a party trick ~?”

• 𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 • • Lizard, He/Him • 21+ writer • 10+ years of writing • Semi-Serious, mostly here for laughs • Doesn’t bite. Hard :)

𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 • Muse and Character MUST be 21+ • Do not press me for replies. I will reply when I can. If I can’t, I simply won’t. • Be a decent human being? I dunno, don’t be an asshat. • If I’m not vibing with you, I’ll simply block. Nothing more, nothing less.

•• 𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙, 𝑡𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝘩𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑡. •• Bᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴅɪᴅ. Aɴᴅ ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ɪᴛ.

“Keep it out, and a bird might mistake it as a worm.” Is he joking? It’s hard to tell—

Frantically patting his leg. Such a devious little creature 💧 “Aren’t you so clever.”

YELPS

“The proof is right there, love.”

/oh my fuck I love them