Adeptus Retardes, American Chauvinist, Hot Dog Nationalist, Hyper-Vigilant Space Bear

Illinois, USA
Joined October 2023
Spider-Tits
Name a superhero without “man” in their name
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Quote tweeting is for Alphas
Replying to @ManVsMiniatures
You keep quote tweeting me because you're hoping some of your gay boyfriends are going to jump in and help you out. Help you desperately need cuz you've lost every single round with me. Everyone can see your quote tweet for what it is, a plea for help.
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Not everyone can be a 3 Time LGBTQIA+ Champion Milquetoast Palpatine
No I haven't. I've not even come close to the Tomb of Horrors which is in the setting. Nevermind the reality bending possibilities of a beholder. You've just always played on easy mode.
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Poor guy probably didn’t even have any horseradish to crumble on it.
In 2024, Bear 32, also known as Chunk, was observed eating 45 sockeye salmon in 10.5 hours from Brooks River in Katmai National Park & Preserve. At an estimated average of 3,000 calories per fish, Chunk consumed around 135,000 calories in that one sitting.
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“She malfoided around the room harrygraingerweasley.”
“She foided around the room hypergamousley”
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More amazing insight
As a Chud who’s Black and whose heritage in this great nation has bestowed upon me an intimate familiarity with concepts such as ownership and freedom, I can say with confidence that Sucker Punch hiring this retarded sheprog did not stir within me a sense of being owned. Rather, the decision inclined me to associate her specific brand of idiocy with Sucker Punch. Whatever goodwill I might have afforded them prior to their decision to bring her on was squandered by the decision itself. My money—my financial agency—remains outside their reach and on my person; its usage remains at my discretion. Rather than them owning me, it feels as though they failed to lure me onto their boat. Once I saw Ishii and Drew Harrison already aboard that accursed vessel, there was no chance I was getting on. They’ve failed to even capture me, let alone hold me in bondage.
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Saying you won 3 D&D Championships is like saying you sucked the biggest boner 3 times. D&D been gay for a long time.
My 3 D&D World Championships as a Paladin suggest that I have an idea or two.
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🖤 💙 ❤️ Bear, Unchained❤️ 💙 🖤 retweeted
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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🖤 💙 ❤️ Bear, Unchained❤️ 💙 🖤 retweeted
A Somali warlords daughter got into congress with fake ID and fake credentials but there’s no voter fraud guys.
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I’m trying guys
Americans’ alcohol consumption falls to its lowest level since 1939, per Gallup.
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Shit nigga, Matt Mercer just tweeted he’s going live, you betta don’t miss it
Only if you had a shit DM who doesn't understand encounter design
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🖤 💙 ❤️ Bear, Unchained❤️ 💙 🖤 retweeted
Remember when everyone thought Autism rates were skyrocketing in Minnesota because the autism program jumped from $600k to over $400 million in claims in just over 7 years, but it was just Somalis scamming the government. How tf did that story disappear so quickly..!? Lmao
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Lies. 4th Edition was the first edition that you needed party role slots filled by specific classes.
Every edition of D&D has had the role system, 4E was just honest about it.
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They’ll get arrested, lose their careers, and any chance at a new relationship after you blast them all over social media for not accepting your rejection.
Men these days are different. The moment you say no, they’re gone. No begging, no pleading, no chasing. This generation of men will accept your rejection so fast, you’ll start wondering if they ever wanted you in the first place.
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Now do self checkouts
Breaking news to all the AirBnB haters: You pay for the cleaning in the price of the room at a hotel. It’s not free. And to compare billion dollar businesses that have cleaning staff at scale to a mom and pop operator is ridiculous.
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